GUYCAMP V - That's a huge Bitch!!!

[yabba]

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I'm 6'6". tall is good! (and sadly, rare [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )

[LesPaulCustom]

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I dont have a problem with your posts about your many women...more power to you...I actually find humor with it all....its just the way you word certain things...such as...I banged such and such last night and Im gonna let her sleep 20 more minutes before I kick her out....thats just a really bad impression....by all means, brag about banging this one at 5pm, another one at 9pm, and a late nighter at 2am....just leave out the details of how you kick em out....that makes me think of some 70s "I think Im God" type..ya know, the hairy nasty ass chest, a gazillion gold plated chains, and the unbuttoned shirt (oh I know, the cheaptickets or travelocity commerical with the "disco king" bragging that he makes more money than the girl on the flight)...I cant say **** about morals and being offended. Im the one that had another womans husband first instead of my husband on our wedding night....I wont go any further, I dont want to cause the thread to be killed...

Mrs LPC

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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Ever watch "Fatal Attraction"?
You might find one of your guitars boiling in a pot!

[tonemonster]

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Brett, I hope you dont stop posting your stories. They are very entertaining. Hey, at least he is honest and upfront about his intentions with these chicks. The know they what they want to from the sounds of it.

and keep in mind that this is coming from a guy that doenst date like that. I dont do one night stands at all. When I am dating a woman its because I have a genuine interest and repsect in her as a total person. I am attracted to her personality, intelligence, appearance, attitiude. I am not just looking for a one nighter. I am into love and long term relationships with marriage in mind. I am not offended at all by Bretts stories because there are women out there that seek the same as he does. SOme people prefer that to long term relationships. There is nothing wrong with that. Its all good.

I am going to get on my high horse here: If these stories offend anyone please follow this simple advice : Dont read them!!!! How simple is that???? the world is filled with people that just want to complain about what other people do. Hey look, I dont share the same dating philosophy as Brett but I dont get on his case about it. HIs stories are fun and entertaining to alot of us here. If you dont like those stories or any other things, then dont read them!!!

Its like people that crusade around trying to stop people from reading porn, if you dont like it, then dont do it!! you have no right to tell other people how to conduct their life. Rant over [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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The thing is, where do you draw the line of limiting posts to avoid offending someone? If we start shutting down all posts that might offend anyone, then it'd be pretty dull around here. No more "Ibeenhad" or "ESPee"!At this point we all know that Brett posts racy stories of his adventures, so it's pretty easy to avoid reading them. A lot of people get a kick out of them. I personally am more offended by infidelity than by casual string-free sex, but that's just me. It's not really my place to criticize the LPCs for being swingers, though I would never do that myself. It's their business, not mine.

[brett8388]

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OK cool. Well, I had Lori and her 900cc's over last night. She's CRAZY!!! This was our first night together and man, I almost didn't hit it because she was so stupid. I mean no disrespect, but this was just a dumb girl - period. Right in the middle of...err (moral filter being applied)...laying the wood to this chick, she started talking about date #2, #3, a vacation together, etc. Oh man. This one might be trouble.

The funny thing is she and I were set up last night by her friend Sheri that I was screwing a few months back. Sheri told her about my deal, and Lori was just getting out of a long term relationship, so I thought everything would be cool. Sheri suggested she go out with me to forget about her ex and start moving on with her life, and with 900cc's, I was more than willing to show her a good time. Now, I'm not so sure that Lori understood the situation. Oops!

I will probably take her out one more time (potentially with no sex) to make sure she and I are on the same page before someone (her) gets hurt.

Brett

[Tekky]

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I was with Dawn on Thursday (I might be falling for her though)

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That's gonna last until the wind shifts. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

As far as posting pictures of the girls nude is concerned... I'm sure the admins would eliminate the thread and give Brett a severe talkin' to. I've said it before and I'll say it again, let the kids find the porn on their own.

Regarding Brett's lifestyle... He makes my girlfriend giggle when she's reading these. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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Regarding Brett's lifestyle... He makes my girlfriend giggle when she's reading these. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Who is this mystery girl Todd keeps talkin bout [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Tickle me Tekky [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

We've never had a problem with Brett's endeavors, honestly. We just don't feel that calling them "skanks, sluts, ho's" etc. is fair to the ladies. Yeah, go figure, die hard swingers have morals [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Plus, we've never said that swinging is for everybody, to the contrary, we have warned people against it as most relationships can't handle the reality of the event. For most couples/women, the fantasy in their mind never matches the reality of the event, and jealousy and other factors come into play.

We are lucky that we have survived and are still together.

Brett...please don't feel we were picking on you or calling you out man...we find these stories to be amusing and humorous....it seems to be the ultimate contradiction is all [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Regarding Brett's lifestyle... He makes my girlfriend giggle when she's reading these. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Who is this mystery girl Todd keeps talkin bout [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Tickle me Tekky [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Hey, Kristi is the mystery girl... She's the one that got Krista the Partylite catalog...

I'll PM you a link to a pic.

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">Todd...very cool bro.....I was just messing with ya...the "Tickle me Tekky" bit [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Krista loves the catalog....I just don't know when she will order [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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[sully]

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hm. 900 cc boobs, swingers, and now partylite catalogs; this thread has it all! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

sully

[LesPaulCustom]

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hm. 900 cc boobs, swingers, and now partylite catalogs; this thread has it all! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

sully

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<font color="yellow">Yup...only on the JCF....damn...you gotta love this place....

Hmmmmmmmm, Partylite and swinging [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Well, there was a candle incident early in our relationship....but I'd be <font color="green">BANNED </font>in a heartbeat and Krista would positively kill me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

This place rocks...and we truly hope Brett doesn't think that we are ragging on him.... </font>

[Tekky]

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<font color="yellow">Todd...very cool bro.....I was just messing with ya...the "Tickle me Tekky" bit [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Krista loves the catalog....I just don't know when she will order [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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I ain't lettin nobody tickle me!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[sully]

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Well, there was a candle incident early in our relationship....but I'd be <font color="green">BANNED </font>in a heartbeat and Krista would positively kill me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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sweet jeebus.... i'll never look at a birthday cake the same way again. thanks pal. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

sully

[lerxstcat]

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Plus, we've never said that swinging is for everybody, to the contrary, we have warned people against it as most relationships can't handle the reality of the event. For most couples/women, the fantasy in their mind never matches the reality of the event, and jealousy and other factors come into play.We are lucky that we have survived and are still together.

[/ QUOTE ]I was just using it as an example; reading about that is cool, but actually doing it I wouldn't want to do. I think that eventually it has to destroy the relationship. Look at Ken and Sue; if it's okay to fool around with other people together, then how can you complain when your mate does it separately? Yet the party who wasn't in on the fun is not as apt to see it that way.As for Brett, he agreed that the terms he uses for the chicks apply to him as well, so fair is fair in that regard. Don't forget that most metal guitarists think sluts are a great thing!