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    I was watching the World Series of Poker and they had a segment about some of the crazy bets the players make with each other. Well, knowing how close to our hearts man-boobs are I got to tell you this one. Some player will give this guy $100,000 if he would get a breast implant. Well, the boobs won. Not only did he get the implants, he actually lifted his shirt, ala Girls Gone Wild, on TV. Then he says:"You ought to see the girls I get with these." What would you do if someone dangled that 100K under your nose? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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    I already have man boobs [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    EJ

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    • #3
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      2 chicks at the same time.

      I reckon I could hook that up with 100k.

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      • #4
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        Based on the quick peek, they were mighty fine little boobs, at that.
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        • #5
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          Yeah I got excess upperchest fat I gotta get rid of as well [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          As for $100K to get breast implants, I'd probably go for penile enlargement and then come back and say the hospital screwed up the paperwork [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          Newc
          I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

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          • #6
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            The way docs read medical charts these days, you might well come out with a new vagina instead of a bigger penis, Newc! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
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            • #7
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              I would get a vesectomy of the boobs ...and a sack extention..
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

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              • #8
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                Yeah I got excess upperchest fat I gotta get rid of as well [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Newc

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                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                Is that the politically correct name? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                EJ

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                • #9
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                  Alright, where's ToeJam? you know he needs to get in on this thread. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    I just want to make it known first off this is not jay this is erin his fiance but I would give some half of my boobs for $100,000 and he said he would probally get brest implants for 100 grand. The way I see it we both come out on top. Heheh no pun intended. I get less back pain and a new car and he gets something to play with when I'm not home a new car and new gear.

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                    • #11
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                      I just want to make it known first off this is not jay this is erin his fiance but I would give some half of my boobs for $100,000 and he said he would probally get brest implants for 100 grand. The way I see it we both come out on top. Heheh no pun intended. I get less back pain and a new car and he gets something to play with when I'm not home a new car and new gear.

                      [/ QUOTE ]Wouldn't you be lopsided? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] And is there a major difference between the right and left one? Giving someone half your boobs is not as easy as it sounds. Is there a market for previously handled breasts? Are they "Mint"? Have they been modified?Or are they OEM? It may just be me, but I think I would want mine MIB. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
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                      • #12
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                        Omigosh, this is too funny. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Manboobs are funny.
                        Anyway, even if I were offered a million dollars I would never go under the knife for any sort of "enhancement". Just not my cuppa tea. Besides, I don't need man boobs. I got the real deal.
                        THOUGH if someone were to nominate me for that "What Not To Wear" show where they give you $5,000 for a new wardrobe, I'd do it. I would take that 5 grand to the coolest guitar shop and buy me a bunch of accessories!! Muahahaha!!
                        A girl's gotta have some mighty fine axes to go with her jeans and tees. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                        Em

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                        • #13
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                          Omigosh, this is too funny. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Manboobs are funny.


                          Em

                          [/ QUOTE ]It is no laughing matter when I walk down the street and see a chick and realize that my boobs are bigger than hers. This guy went the extra yard. His are genuine implants. Looked like a b+ cup. He wore a baggy shirt and then just flashed those suckers. It was too cool. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
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                          • #14
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                            His are genuine implants. Looked like a b+ cup. He wore a baggy shirt and then just flashed those suckers. It was too cool. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                            So when you see these, your bone gets harder?
                            So worng.
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                            • #15
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                              With his new set of jugs, should they rename the program "The World Series of Pokhim"? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
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