So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

[zeegler]

I had to put some of my stuff in a cup so they could look at it under a microscope and tell me if there's anything moving in there. I don't have the results yet, and I'm a little nervous about it. I always wanted at least 2 kids, and at this point, we only have my son who is now almost 5. My wife has not used birth control since he was born. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Any of you guys had similar problems?

[sambencuda]

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Before we had our first, we had been trying for like a year so I had to get tested (there is nothing more humbling) and they said that I had a low count, but that shouldn't be the problem. two weeks later, she was pregnant. Three kids and a vasectomy later......

Chill out till you get the results. Hey, if you have one, then you should be ok. No?

Jim

[mm2002]

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Hey Zeeg, I'll help you out if I can bro. Send me some pics of the Mrs., if I like her maybe I can plant some seeds for ya!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[fett]

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I'm sure Horns would give you a hand if you had to be retestes. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Hey I had to do that whole cup thing to ...it was bullcrap!

First I was suppose to refrain shootin' the sherbert for two weeks ....friggin' no way!

Then My wife iced my balls ...you'd think this would be a good thing ...No it wasn't..

Then I had to do it on my wife's ovum schedule..

then I had to wear boxer shorts ...my PP was like a loose cannon in there..

well after 6 days of holding out ....I couldn't take it no more ...so she called the doctor and told him I'm goona bust ...so he gave me the go ahead to relieve my agony ...so my wife serviced my ...I spewed it into the cup and she took it right to his office ...she put my goo in her pocket!!!!

well anyways my sperm count was fine ...but they were swimmin' in circles and crap (motility) ...they were like Mr. Magoo sperms...

well I finally made Vinny after 2 1/2 years of torture with the wife..

Sex was too much like work man.

[Newc]

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Iced tea increases sperm count and fertility of sperm.

Newc

[Jack The Riffer]

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Long Island Iced Tea?

[txcharvel]

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Man, I can't even look at my wife without her getting pregnant. I'm considering sleeping in the backyard in a tent. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Don't sweat it man, hang in there. Kids are worth it, at least that's what we'll tell you just to get you in the club. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

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but they were swimmin' in circles and crap

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Who'd have ever guessed that?

[1trussell]

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Don't worry about it, bro. More people than you would think have to get tested. Don't let it humble you at all. Just think of the cup like that special towel you had when you were a teenager. That should get you through. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

In all seriousness, though, good luck with it all. And just remember, the ends definitely justify the means. If that's what I had to do to have kids, I wouldn't hesitate one bit.

[Brad]

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Hey Zeeg, I'll help you out if I can bro. Send me some pics of the Mrs., if I like her maybe I can plant some seeds for ya!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice.... Now that is a true Buddy for ya.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

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lol at all you guys. Thanks for the support. I was supposed to refrain from sex for a couple of days, but I think it was more like 24 hours. Oh well.

My wife told me a while back that I should stop smoking weed, drinking beer, wearing briefs, etc. Well, I have actually cut down on the weed, slightly cut down on the beer, and she bought me some of those boxer-brief things. I can't wear them all the time. I don't like the feel of my junk dangling down my leg. I'll just have to try harder!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[jgcable]

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One of my kids looks like me. One looks like our UPS driver and the other looks alot like the Fed Ex guy. Ebay never warned me about getting so much musical gear delivered.
Seriously, don't sweat it bro. Just keep banging away. Here is a suggestion: Tell her the doctor put you on a 3 week gauranteed pregnancy routine but you have to do her every night.
Week 1 anal
Week 2 oral (you are the receiver) Tell her the little fish will find their way!!
Week 3 threesome with one of her hot girlfriends.
If this proven routine doesn't work you could always call Brett.

[Guest]

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Just had to answer the subject line...

Nope, sure haven't.

Mr Diamond may have some input here tho, he made a post about him and the Mrs being prego, so may want to read that one.

Best of luck, kids are the best thing in the world man!

Pat

[jgcable]

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I can't wear them all the time. I don't like the feel of my junk dangling down my leg. I'll just have to try harder!!!!

Especially when it keeps bumping into your knee.