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  • #31
    Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

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    37....23.... you certainly are THE MacDaddy....

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    I'm 40, and my woman is 23! I believe that makes "me" the Mack Daddy, haha.. or cradle robber, not sure which...

    hehehe...

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    Ah but I got ya beat brother, me 41 and wife 23!! I know it's only one year but that still makes me the M.D. leader so far!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    BTW guys, I have #2 due Jan. 3rd. We've already had two ultrasounds and it's another girl! Yup, it's gonna be 3 to 1 in my household. I'm pretty much fukked!!!!!!
    (I love it though, my wife is awesome, my daughter is awesome, and if the next one isn't just as awesome I'll put her on eBay and try again! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])
    My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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    • #32
      Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

      Christ!!! You dudes with 23 year old wives... I'm turning 21 next Wednesday and I could never picture myself committed in two years' time and having children! Then again, I'm a dude, so I want to have my fun while I'm young. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Boxer briefs... I never mentioned there was a best world from briefs. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Ergo, boxer briefs are a no-go for me. My friend described them to me ages ago and I'm so glad I didn't take his advice on the damn things. They remind me of those girly hotpants underwear. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      • #33
        Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

        The dark Marsupial needs to be contained as much as possible ..

        not only do I wear breifs but a kevlar harness to hold him down as well..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #34
          Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

          and how about this crap ...I'm 40 and I could be hooked up with plenty of 18 to 21 year old babes ...major babage!!!

          But I'm a good husband and my wifes is still pretty friggin' hot..got her when she was just 16 ...she looked like 12 when she was 16.. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

          but knowing that the Billz Z Bub could score with such fine tenderonies is satisfying enough ...if I get the urge ..

          I just go home think about them and shoot the sherbert all over myself...and I stay happily married with all my money.
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #35
            Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

            Does anyone ever think that when you can't have kids that God doesn't want you to have them?!? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #36
              Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

              That's not true all the people that shouldn't have kids make at least a dozen of them..

              you know those kids that have crossed eyes , greasy hair and smells like cheese.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #37
                Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

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                Does anyone ever think that when you can't have kids that God doesn't want you to have them?!? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                If I believed in god, I'd tell him to kiss my ass. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                • #38
                  Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

                  Yeah, all hail the JCF Mack Daddy Club! Laurie and I hooked up when she was 18 or just 19. I'm not ashamed. Hell, I'm proud of it. To be able to get a catch like my wife when she could just as easily have gone for some young 20 year-old stud with a six pack and bleached tips wearing an Abercrombie and Fitch tee. **** that, she went with the mature, meaty, man instead. Young studs don't know how to work it yet anyway. Us older studs already know how to make 'em cum with just a tongue, or....well, you get the idea. The young bucks are all two pumps and they are finito. Plus, people think I'm in my mid 20s ALL THE TIME. I get freakin CARDED to buy chewing tobacco! Not to mention beer. It's great. Plus I was her "first" if you know what I mean and in my own mind, she was my true first.

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                  • #39
                    Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

                    Hail to us mature mighty meaty men .. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                    I don't mean that in a gay way..

                    I kinda like MILFS too [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #40
                      Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] No wonder I've got no twentysomething-aged girls lining up for me... you dudes are stealing them from me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] (21 in four days, woo!)

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                      • #41
                        Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

                        Reading this thread is like eavesdropping in a men's club.
                        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        I have absolutely nothing I can contribute to this one.
                        I don't think. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                        Em

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                        • #42
                          Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

                          Em, you should start a women's club type of thread for us guys to eavesdrop into. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                          • #43
                            Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

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                            Em, you should start a women's club type of thread for us guys to eavesdrop into. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                            <font color="yellow">NOTP....ummmm, are you really sure you want to do that [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                            Think about it, if Em does that, her cohort/partner in crime (the lovely Mrs LPC [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) will jump in the foray...then all collective HELL will commence on the JCF [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

                            That would be funny as HELL, but dayum....those two together in their own thread (like Bill's new Home) would be dangerous to us males [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

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                            • #44
                              Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

                              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I guess you're right. They're already talking about Christmas and other festivity-related decorations and I couldn't follow a WORD of what they were talking about. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                              • #45
                                Re: So..ahem.. anyone here ever had this problem?

                                That is a most excellent idear, Priest.
                                Krista- call me girl. We need to chat!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                Let's figure out something we can educate these yahoos about.

                                Em

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