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  • #16
    Re: Can\'t sing?

    [ QUOTE ]
    In all fairness to Jessica Simpson, the can of tuna she was eating was labled Chicken by the Sea. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It was an easy mistake to make. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Chicken OF the Sea [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

    HA HA Stuka

    (not an easy mistake heh heh heh)

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #17
      Re: Can\'t sing?

      I was thinking the Olsen twins wouldn't be so bad if they were like the "Transformer" toys. If you could snap the two together to be some uber-babe.
      ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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      • #18
        Re: Can\'t sing?

        I like what the Olsen twins represent the potential to completely fall from grace [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] & Bill is right there just about to that point to start having The chubby little ass
        thing start. Jessica Simpson Yeah she makes a nice trophy.
        Oh I can't sing either since I had my throat cancer removed nothing to serious just had some spots about 5 years ago since then it's all been good. My 5 year old keeps me in check! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
        According To The Prophecy

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        • #19
          Re: Can\'t sing?

          The olson twins will never get fat....I love the Olson twins ...they rule

          I want to take both of them out ...first we'll go to white castle for a sack of sliders...then off to play a threesome of putt putt ...then back to my place where I will impress them with my shred magick and very large bong!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

          Then we'll have a Satanic Ritual and both will become my devoted witches!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #20
            Re: Can\'t sing?

            What the hell is a "sack of sliders"? Maybe I've been reading Bill's posts for too long, but I'm convinced this is code for something anal.
            Tarbaby Fraser.

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            • #21
              Re: Can\'t sing?

              well not really but kinda Jimmy...

              "Slider" is a slang word for those lil' greasy crap burger that White Castels slings around...

              They will lube you up from the inside out...they slide right in and slide right out ...

              those olson girls would be so lubed that they can play on a slip N' slide without any water.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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