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    My wife just reminded me that while I was "away" (I was very busy and didn't post here much for a couple of months) I forgot to tell you guys we're expecting #2 ! Yup, my daughter turns 4 this month and her little sister is due Jan 3rd!
    Now.....either congratulate me or beat me up side the head with a 2X4 for having two of the little monsters!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    J/K....man I love kids!....they taste like chicken. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
    My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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    Re: I\'m such a forgetful ****

    Congrats!
    I love my daughter and she is almost 2 years old.
    I want another girl.
    [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    • #3
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      Thanks bro! Yes, in all seriousness I love my daughter to death, she's a daddys girl for sure. We really wanted another girl and when we had that ultra-sound we were so stoked! I can't wait!
      My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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      • #4
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        Coming from the other camp, I have 3 boys (7, 5 and 2). Would have been nice to have a girl, but what can you do. They drive me nuts, but I would't have it any other way!

        congrats and good luck!

        Jim
        "My G-Major can blow me!" - Bill

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        • #5
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          Congrats Mark! My wife and I are taking batting practice but have yet tried to swing for the fence. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I think my biggest fear would be to have a little girl. That would be God's way of "getting back" at me for once being a 15 year old boy.... and then again for being a college frat boy.... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I am sure all the fearful fealings will change when we actually knock one out of the park, though.
          Again, Congrats! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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            Congrats!
            I love my daughter and she is almost 2 years old.
            I want another girl.
            [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

            [/ QUOTE ]

            But you would settle for a sweet Les Paul Custom though, huh? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

            And Congrats to all expectant Fathers out there [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

            Steve E

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              I'm not sure which is better. If you have all boys you'll spend all your money bailing them out of jail. If you have all girls your wife will spend all your money bailing you out of jail for kicking their boyfriends AS5ES !!!! Either way your gonna be broke. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
              My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                I'm not sure which is better. If you have all boys you'll spend all your money bailing them out of jail. If you have all girls your wife will spend all your money bailing you out of jail for kicking their boyfriends AS5ES !!!! Either way your gonna be broke. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

                [/ QUOTE ]

                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I don't have any kids, but I look forward to it someday. Am I crazy or what? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Congratulations [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                Chris
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                • #9
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                  Congratz!!

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                    Re: I\'m such a forgetful ****

                    [ QUOTE ]
                    [ QUOTE ]
                    Congrats!
                    I love my daughter and she is almost 2 years old.
                    I want another girl.
                    [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                    [/ QUOTE ]

                    But you would settle for a sweet Les Paul Custom though, huh? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                    And Congrats to all expectant Fathers out there [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                    Steve E

                    [/ QUOTE ]

                    Actually I consider my future Les Paul as a girl. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    So that is what I meant. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                    I think I have little problem with the money and unable to buy one as I expected earlier.... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
                    Man I have too many girls in the cases I need to get rid of
                    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


                    Kids are great! They put fingerprints and dings in your guitars.
                    [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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                      ....man I love kids!....they taste like chicken. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      How do you get 5 kids in a jar? A blender. How do you get them out? Doritos.

                      Yeah, I know it's sick, and a sucky joke, but he opened the door for it.

                      Grats on the family [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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                      • #12
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                        Cool news! Congrats. We have 2 boys and 1 girl. 12,11, and 8. Our daughter is in the middle so she catches hell from big bro and little bro alike. Poor thing....love em all to peices though [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
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                          Congratulations, man. Next time shoot out a son!

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                            Congratulations Mark!!!

                            I have 2 boys 15 months apart. Not gonna try for a girl, don't want to have 9 kids just trying for one [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                            shawnlutz.com

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                            • #15
                              Re: I\'m such a forgetful a_hole

                              Congrats Mark....so far that makes 3 of us expectin' dads on the JCF!!!

                              A girl huh?....I'd personally love another girl, but I think we're both giving up on baby-making permanently after Trevor is born.

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