Unbelievable Tattoo (Work Warning)

[L]

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"Why the hell d'you have Jesus tattooed on the head of your cock?"

"So people, when I'm boning 'em, can go 'I've got Jesus inside me'"

[L]

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Here's another thought....that dude had to keep a hard one the entire time that was being done.

god bless you, viagra.

[hippietim]

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Didn't Strongbad write a song about this?

"And the Dragon comes in the night..."

[Sukisyn]

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Didn't Strongbad write a song about this?

"And the Dragon comes in the night..."

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Man... that was just bad... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Omigod- that was funny!

Actually... I believe it goes...

"And the dragon comes in the Niiiiiiiiiiiight!!!" [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'm having some weird dreams tonight for sure. Eeek. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Can't get the "Puff The Magic Dragon" song out of my head now. [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Yeah, puff on this magic dragon, baby! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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Ok, I think I can deal with the ink, but the dudes that pierce the sack and dick with enough hardware to build a tank, that makes me want to passout.

[dinkyjacksonman]

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So when this thing shrink,it will look like a Turtle?

[Creepy]

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I'd hate to see it when it comes time to shed his skin [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. That's some serious f*ckedupedness.

[No Use]

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dayum.

[VulfgangPfuck]

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Oh, come on, guys! Give me a break! With a D that small, how much could it have hurt? Now if I ever get a couple of months to finish mine (the Washington Monument, 1/4 scale) then THAT is going to really smart.


Keith


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Bah Keith...that's nothing! I'll let you guys know when I'm done getting the Great Wall 'O China done on mine. I'm hoping I'm not left with too much blank space when they finish tho...LOL! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Shotgun]

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[VitaminG]

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hey, here's a topical joke!!

And here 'tis:
This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Auckland. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to this tall black guy at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way", he replied in a thick Maori accent, "I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to New Zealand, have a nice day.'"

[Deneb]

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...imagine the healing process...and how many hours it would take to complete.

You're sitting there, you get the 1st piece of it done, and then you are thinking...I've got to go back!!!

He's got some balls man.

[ChickenScratch]

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I saw that and fell off my chair in pain.