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  • #46
    Re: Unbelievable Tattoo (Work Warning)

    I guess the term "spank the monkey" is now "spank the dragon"?!? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #47
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      You have a Bert & Ernie Fetish???? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      According To The Prophecy

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      • #48
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        Ha! I was actually a huge SS fan as a kid. I blame it for my love of creepy stuff and death metal, since I learned counting from a vampire and singing from a monster. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] But that was a search for tits gone wrong...

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        • #49
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          Wouldn't be cheeper to have the work done limp? Are you charged by the size of the ink job?
          ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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          • #50
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            Wouldn't be cheeper to have the work done limp? Are you charged by the size of the ink job?

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            I don't think it would really matter in this dude's case. Bwahahahaha!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            Sorry, I couldn't resist. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

            Em

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            • #51
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              I'll bet that "hurt like the dickens"!
              >>--HuntinDoug-->

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              • #52
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                > All I can say about this guy is "You Poor Bastard!",LOL.
                "I'm going to try and work it out so at the end it's a pure guts race......because if it is.....I'm the only one that can win" - Steve Prefontaine

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                • #53
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                  Okay that has to be bullshit. From a medical perspective, there is no way that he could have had his glands tattood. One, I don't think the ink would have stuck, and I also think he would have gotten a pretty serious infection.

                  I'm convinced its a paintjob.

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                  • #54
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                    If lightning sky, it wouldn't be sky..
                    So I should call it lightning meaty.
                    [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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                    Lightning Rod, actually [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

                    And yeah I say it's gotta be airbrush.
                    Then again, I work with a guy who said he went to a tat shop and the owner said her husband came in drunk one night (without taking her along) and she inked his pecker with the USA Flag. Dude said "No way" and the old guy laid it out as proof [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    He was like "Damn, dude, you didn't hafta SHOW me!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    Newc
                    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                    • #55
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                      This link is also not work safe, done where I had my tattoo done, but not while I was around....lol...

                      Tattoo

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                      • #56
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                        ghey
                        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        • #57
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                          If lightning sky, it wouldn't be sky..
                          So I should call it lightning meaty.
                          [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          Lightning Rod, actually [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

                          And yeah I say it's gotta be airbrush.
                          Then again, I work with a guy who said he went to a tat shop and the owner said her husband came in drunk one night (without taking her along) and she inked his pecker with the USA Flag. Dude said "No way" and the old guy laid it out as proof [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          He was like "Damn, dude, you didn't hafta SHOW me!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          Newc

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                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          These guys just have to show their tattoos.
                          I want to have a Valcano tatoo around my ass.
                          It explodes every morning though...
                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          j/k

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                          • #58
                            Re: Unbelievable Tattoo (Work Warning)

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                            This link is also not work safe, done where I had my tattoo done, but not while I was around....lol...

                            Tattoo

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                            Thats the wierdest looking butterfly I've ever seen...Can't imagine what the caterpillar or the cocoon must have looked like [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            Steve E

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                            • #59
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                              Oh, come on, guys! Give me a break! With a D that small, how much could it have hurt? Now if I ever get a couple of months to finish mine (the Washington Monument, 1/4 scale) then THAT is going to really smart.Keith [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              [/ QUOTE ]Considering the Washington Monument tapers to a pyrimadal point, and you're an attorney, I'd seriously consider suing the doc who circumcised you for malpractice. He had to slip a few times to get that pointy head! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] Then again, he may have turned you towards pointy guitars by doing so! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              Ron is the MAN!!!!

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