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  • #46
    Re: I need a mans point of view.....

    Strange thread. I have nothing to offer here...but I'd be in for a little of what toejam is offering.
    Tarbaby Fraser.

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    • #47
      Re: I need a mans point of view.....

      I used to try the bald head thing. Wore contacts, had the goatee. Problem is I have a 5 o'clock shadow on my head by noon! I gave up after a couple of weeks having to shave my head twice a day. Some people just can't pull it off.

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      • #48
        Re: I need a mans point of view.....

        Chicks always dig the Mohawk
        I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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        • #49
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          look!!!!!! up in the sky!! it's a bird brain!!!!!! it's an airplane!!!!!!! it's the "atomic 3rd wheel insert a headache" when needed to get out of an uncomfortable situation!!!!
          that's right folks, just add a little booze to this stick of dynamite and be forever freed of any situation you may have been in before. the atomic 3rd wheel insert is guaranteed to disgust and repel any and all walks of life to the point where even N'SYNC could get off the hook and appear cool.
          he comes complete with LEE press on head, and he even folds up to fit in any space for emergency pull outs so you can take away any and all unwanted attention at a seconds notice. the beautiful thing is that your "atomic 3rd wheel insert a headache" will always find his way back home to you because he is broke and you pay for the food. order now while supply lasts, there is only one unit. dial
          1-900-anacin-p-r-o-n-t-o and forever be armed with this foolproof decoy to get you out of any situation anytime.
          ** as seen on T.V.**
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #50
            Re: I need a mans point of view.....

            ATC Guy- I don't get it. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
            But it sounds interesting. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            • #51
              Re: I need a mans point of view.....

              I know what he means and I have a bag of chips and a Baby Ruth here waiting for him. Once the munchies hit, he'll need these stat.
              Tarbaby Fraser.

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              • #52
                Re: I need a mans point of view.....

                EM,
                basically i just mean bring me along and i can fix everything up in a flash.
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #53
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                  Ohhhhhhhhh. Dawn of enlightment strikes. (good bandname, btw... Dawn of Enlightment).
                  Anyway... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  I was thinking it was something to do with using the classic female excuse, "I have a headache" what with the dial-an-anacin number... I dunno. That's all I got.
                  But now your ad makes sense!

                  So- do you come with a variety of press-on heads?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  AHAHAHAHA!! I kill me.

                  Em

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                  • #54
                    Re: I need a mans point of view.....

                    damn dudes/dudettes.

                    now, as a young lad that i am, i first wanna know, where do guys get off at telling women that they wanna bone 'em, and all that??? i mean, if i had the guts/sick rudeness to say that, i'd either a. be shot, b. be beaten over by some kind of object, or c. have my balls removed by said woman.

                    whats with guys and doing that? and on another note, brett, bro, i miss your war stories!

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                    • #55
                      Re: I need a mans point of view.....

                      The key, young Jedi, is to IMPLY you want to bone 'em, without actually saying it directly...women are far better than men at picking up hints and body language, etc.

                      Of course, I wasn't ever any good at even implying it in a successful way when I was young. Amazing that I ever managed to get married... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                      • #56
                        Re: I need a mans point of view.....

                        i am a three headed headache, with 3 different press on heads.
                        press on head #1 - yuppy head (young urban professional)
                        press on head #2- yully head (young urban laborer)
                        press on head #3- yuffy head (young urban failure)

                        #3 is the most effective and has currently been on for the last 39 years.
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • #57
                          Re: I need a mans point of view.....

                          [ QUOTE ]
                          "High and tight"... that sounds so damn dirty... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



                          Thats the term for a "Leggy School Girl"
                          ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                          • #58
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                            high and tight like your avatar-lol
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • #59
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                              sounds to me that this is heading down the road to BUKKAKE!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #60
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                                [ QUOTE ]
                                As long as I have a wife in one room and my recording studio in the other, that's all I need in life...

                                [/ QUOTE ]Yeah, but does keeping her chained in that room against her will really count?!? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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