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  • Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

    Ridiculous! What a slack-jawed yokel!

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/pregnant.asp
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoi

    She should get kicked in the face.

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    • #3
      Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

      <font color="aqua">Well, the pic doesn't actually "show" her smoking, maybe she just likes to hold things..... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>
      Dave ->

      "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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      • #4
        Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

        Inbreeding does that to people.
        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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        • #5
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          People like her need to be taken out into a field and used for target practice.

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          • #6
            Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

            Wonder how many of those smokes are sherms? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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            • #7
              Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

              This completely cracks me up. This story is from my hometown Roanoke,Va. She lives in what is locally known as south east. It is a very old and run down neighborhood. The city in its infinite wisdom has decided to beautify the place. The editorial section of the local paper is full of people busting on her. She responded to the fact that her mother smoked with her and she turned out just fine.(Dropping out of highschool and living on wellfare) She doesn't see how it would harm her child. But since all of the exposure she has cut down to 2 packs a day.

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              • #8
                Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

                Yep. She DEFINITELY needs to be taken out into a field, launched into the air with a watermelon cannon, and used as target practice.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

                  Actually, she said she cut down FROM 2 packs to 1/2 a pack according to the article. She also said her doctor agreed that it might be more stressful for the baby if she quit cold than if she cut down. Not condoning her smoking at all, but that's what she actually said.
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

                    Well, Lerx, in that case, maybe she should just be gently carted around the field in a remote-control wagon, rather than shot from a watermelon cannon.

                    That would be a more humane way of getting her into the field.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      People like her need to be taken out into a field and used for target practice.

                      [/ QUOTE ] Annah, you seem to have a new found affinity towards target practice. First the goth guy on ebay, now this skank. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I'll do the honors on both of them if somebody sets it up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      Scott
                      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                      • #12
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                        Well, Lerx, in that case, maybe she should just be gently carted around the field in a remote-control wagon, rather than shot from a watermelon cannon.That would be a more humane way of getting her into the field.

                        [/ QUOTE ]I was just correcting Mudkicker's post as to how much she smokes while pregnant, not advocating or protesting use of a watermelon gun to get her into the field.We could always take her out to the field and shoot watermelons AT her WITH the watermelon gun! I'm prettysure those suckers would hurt!
                        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

                          Lerx, I don't think you can be trusted in this situation. I'm concerned your ability to aim at a target has been compromised by your stroke. I know I can't do it or even wheel her around the field - I'd be stuck in a neverending counter clockwise circle. A little heavier on the left and all. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
                          Tarbaby Fraser.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

                            what a fukkin mouthbreather...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pregnant smoking skank complains about roadnoise

                              Don't worry Jimmy, I just close my left eye and aim with my right. I always did this anyway so nothing has changed in that regard.
                              If using a rifle I might need a bipod or a fence to steady on though.
                              Ron is the MAN!!!!

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