Drummer jokes

[jazzman]

Share these with your drummer. I'm sure he'll get sick of you in no time. But, who cares, it's only a drummer.

http://www.cse.ogi.edu/Drum/jokes.html

[lerxstcat]

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[Emthrax]

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These are AWESOME!!

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Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.

[JimmyApollo]

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Man, I hate to be a junior mod, but there is a specific forum (well, non-specific really) for these kinds of posts.

Funny stuff though.

[jazzman]

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Yeah I know, but more people check here. C'mon, everyone likes drummer jokes. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ben]

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Damn, that is hilarious!

A guy walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"

"You're a drummer, aren't you?"

"Duh, yeah. How'd you know?"

"This is a travel agency."

[atilla]

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Some great jokes, but does anybody have a page like this about singers?!

[jazzman]

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Did you hear the one about the bass player that was so bad that even the singer noticed?

[nor]

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Did ya hear about the bass player who locked her keys in the car? She had to call the fire dept. to get her drummer out!

[jazzman]

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What do you get when you cross Yngwie with an octapus? A guy that can play a Steve Vai transcription!

[jazzman]

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here's more jokes.
http://www.users.bigpond.com/prodigalson/jokes.htm

I love stupid jokes!

[guitar geek]

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little john goes to his mother and sais to her: mum, when I grow up, I want to be a drummer.

mum answers; sorry lad, you cant be both

Harrald

[busdriver]

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How many drummer does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but he'll need five takes!

[Endrik]

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Bass player is chasing a little boy, one man sees that, he asks "Why are you chasing him" Bass players answers "Darn kid untuned one of my string on my bass and he don't say witch string"