Satanist joins the navy

[fr0sty]

I didn't see this posted yet. A brief search of the forums didn't show anything, so....

Satanist Joins the Navy

Everyone loves freedom of religion, as long as it's "their" religion. See how they like when it's a religion they hate...

[Tekky]

Re: Satanist joins the navy

Hmph! And this from the country that wouldn't allow "Jedi" as a religion.

[Ace]

Re: Satanist joins the navy

My dog tags still say I am a Satanist.

[ChickenScratch]

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Good for him! I'm not religious in any way but I do support him. Now I'm wondering what a satanist funeral would be like.

[horns666]

Re: Satanist joins the navy

Satanist get it from all angles ...

we get it from Christians , Atheists , Republicans , Democrats , Jews , The Media , Gays , Blacks , Fat people , feminist , librarians , theologians , politicians , buddist , muslims , dorks , devil worshippers or anyone or anything you can possibly imagine

If that was any other "religion" it would never be a issue...but Satan is a easy universal scapegoat for every and all man's weaknesses , sins , failures that he refuses to account for..it's just sooooooo easy to blame the devil!!!

If you think of it there is two thousand different versions of God but really only one version of the devil...

Say what you will...but Satan is the most consistant of all the gods..

he's the god we love to hate ..

and I love him dearly for that!!!

Hail fukking Satan

Bill Z Bub

How could someone be a good man and be a Satanist...

[horns666]

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God made the devil as his own scapegoat ...and we are in God's own design..

so there ya go.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Satanist joins the navy

CS it will be the same as MY funeral sir..

one who celebrated life and didn't let death be a "reward".

[toejam]

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"The belief system has been condemned as a cult by some religious groups and at least one opposition politician expressed dismay after Cranmer won permission to practice Satanism aboard a Royal Navy ship."

ALL religions are cults... people are just too brainwashed and stupid to realize this. [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I aggree...

But Satanism is the anti-religion "religion".

well anti white light based religions anywhoo....which is all religions really....any religion that believes in afterlife (rewards after death) is a white light based faith....God , Allah , Buddah...etc

Satan is the symbol of humanity and their everlasting thirst for indulgence without the guilt of manufactured sins imposed by the moral standards of the bible....

Satanist is rewarded during life and death means only the end.

Satanism is the only left hand path religion..

[ChickenScratch]

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Satanist get it from all angles

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Not from me dude.

[hippietim]

Re: Satanist joins the navy

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Hmph! And this from the country that wouldn't allow "Jedi" as a religion.

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Oh c'mon, "Jedi" is just some random made up bunch of magic and stories passed down over time meant to control peoples choices and thoughts. Not like real religions which are made up bunch of magic and stories passed down over time meant to control peoples choices and thoughts.

Sheesh Tekky, doncha know anything? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I say we form our own religion on the JCF. We'll need a name, some goofy rules to live by, and a founding father/god type. I say we start a poll for the name. Everyone that's a non-junior member gets to make up a rule we all have to live by. And since Sully did such a good job inspecting the JCF-02 guitars, I say he can be our founding father/god.

[Hyperfuzz]

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Good idea Tim! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Snoogans]

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While not wishing to invoke the wrath of Sully, don't you think our founding Father should be Grover(We're not worthy!)Jackson?

[sully]

Re: Satanist joins the navy

hey....i like where this is goin. let the sullyism commence!

sully

[Emthrax]

Re: Satanist joins the navy

Well... if that's what the sailor wants to do!
Religion is religion no matter which God or Gods you recognize. At least, that's my opinion.

I would like to see something like this tried aboard an American vessel! LOL! I doubt that it would get even half the respect, not to mention the hazing from the fellow sailors that would occur.

Religion is so fukked up. Or maybe its the people practicing the religion... hell, what do I know? [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]