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  • Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

    Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
    You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.
    You hear her stumble into bed around 4.
    You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.
    You are happy to see it all in one piece.
    But, Wait a minute...

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    but wondering if the boobs are man boobs.
    [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

      She took it in her Ear..... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      • #4
        Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

        It is the "Second Coming". I just hope it doesn't stain the hood. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
        I am a true ass set to this board.

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        • #5
          Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          shawnlutz.com

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          • #6
            Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

            lol. my first reaction wasn;t the post, but the picture,

            "oh a blue...oh ****, what the hell?"

            *reads post*

            "oh damn, thats funny."

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            • #7
              Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

              Ok, i give! Who owns the car?

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              • #8
                Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                I thought the post was going to read: "your lights are on".
                I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                - Newc

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                • #9
                  Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                  You sure she didn't have a blue vulva? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                  I am a true ass set to this board.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                    I think it is a Cuntinnental by looking at the grill. It's good to be back. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                      • #12
                        Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                        looks like she's still got her belt on [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] did
                        you finnish before you started [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
                          Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                          [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

                          http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/carhood.asp
                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                            Ron do you get a commision for posting snopes links? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            shawnlutz.com

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                            • #15
                              Re: Anyone own a blue Volvo?!?

                              a what? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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