give me my jackson/charvel or give me death

[atomic charvel guy]

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nice one davey.

[Budman68]

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[ QUOTE ]
robert duvall in apocalypse now-

"i love the smell of charvels in the morning"

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<font color="aqua">I found this one particularly excellent!


Gary "string thru" Coleman

"whuch you talkin bout Jackson?"</font>

[Emthrax]

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Okay I'm bored... here are some Army of Darkness ones...

Hail to the Jacksons, baby!

Good? Bad? I'm the one with the Jackson.

Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my Jackson KE2 Kelly! It's a 6-string, 9 gauge, Floyd Rose Original. Jackson's top of the line. You can find this in the select series department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in the USA; retails for about one thousand nine, ninety-five. It's got an ebony fretboard, flame maple top, and 24 jumbo frets. That's right, shop smart, shop Jackson! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[SEEGERMANY]

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SPY vs. SPY
"Charvel vs. Jackson"

Ed McMahon
"Here's Jackson"

Steve Irwin
"Danger, Danger, Charvel"

John Kerry
"I have a Jackson."

[Emthrax]

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Okay- I got some more.

From The Big Lebowski:

Just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: What's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many Jacksons?
The Dude: The fu** you talkin' 'bout?

It doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have Charvels. -Dogma

You know how it is.
Sgt. Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, sure, all dressed up and no Jacksons to blow. -Lethal Weapon

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous Charvel, you silly king.
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.

Bring out your Jacksons.

There it is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim the Enchanter: There.
King Arthur: What, behind the Jackson?
Tim the Enchanter: It is the Jackson!

What is your name?
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Jackson.
What is your favorite color?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Right, off you go.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots, around here! This Jackson'll make you a Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurs! Just like me. -Predator

I don't even own a Charvel, let alone many Charvels that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a Charvel rack? -Wayne's World

Should I go on? I swear I've got TONS. Drive y'all bonkers. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[guitarshredder]

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Transformers Commercial:
"Jackson Charvel, more than meets the Eye"

[hippietim]

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groan...

[LesPaulCustom]

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I know alot here arent classic country fans but I find this fitting for this thread

Willie Nelsons Mommas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys:


Mommas dont let your babies grow up to play Ibeenhad, dont let'em pick ESP and use those Crate Amps...Let'em play Jacksons and Charvies and such....

Mrs LPC

[Jim Shine]

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Grover Jackson, Guitar builder, a man driven to thrive. "Gentleman, we can rebuild them. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the worlds first Super Strat. Charvel guitars will be that brand. Better than they were before. Better, louder, faster."

[Tekky]

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"The hills are alive with the sound of Charvels..."

[wulfe13]

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Star Wars A New Hope.... That's no moon, that's a Jackson!
Empire Strikes Back.... Luke I am your Jackson!

[Tekky]

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"Don't you feel good about... Jackson/Charvel!!!"

[Emthrax]

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[ QUOTE ]
"The hills are alive with the sound of Charvels..."

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That is FUNNY Tekky!!
I'm gonna be singin' that all night now.

[Jim Shine]

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It is 11 PM. Do you know where your Jackson/Charvel is?

[Hyperfuzz]

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Jackson/Charvel....when you absolutley, positively have to blow away every motherfuxxer in the room.