give me my jackson/charvel or give me death

[atomic charvel guy]

this is the ever ongoing jackson/charvel parody thread.
change song lyrics, t.v. commercials, titles, anything, and replace it with the best guitars on the planet.

example-
"i am elmer j. fudd, millionaire. i own a mansion and a charvel"

tony bennet-
"i left my charvel, in san francisco"

i need drugs-lol

[atomic charvel guy]

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i did this on the other board and it got 80 replies.
unfortunately 77 of them were mine-lol

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

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VH!!
"Runnin with the Charvel"!!

[atomic charvel guy]

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al "set neck" pacino-

"say hello to my little charvel"

[atomic charvel guy]

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abe "hot rod" lincoln

"four score, and 7 jacksons ago"

[Evol]

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"Ask not what your Jackson can do for you,but what you can do for your Jackson!"

[atomic charvel guy]

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acdc-

"she was a fast machine, she kept her floyd rose clean,
she was the best damn jackson that i , ever seen"

[Emthrax]

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Hmmm...okay... let's see... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Always Jackson/Charvel! (Always Coca-Cola)

Live in Your World. Play Jacksons.
(Live in your world. Play in ours- Playstation2)

The joy of Jackson/Charvels. (The joy of Pepsi)

Jacksons inside. (Intel inside)

Just Jackson. (Just Do It- Nike)

Because Charvels are worth it!
(Because I'm worth it! L'Oreal)

You can't resist the Jacksons.
(You can't resist the twist- Twister the game)

We Wish You a Charvel Christmas
I Saw Three Jacksons
We Three Jacksons
Hark! The Harald Charvels Sing!


Happines is the highest "Jackson" (good), being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which some can attain, while others have little or none of it.. -Aristotle

A "Charvel" (friend) is a second self- Aristotle

All "Jacksons" (truths) are easy to understand once they are discovered. The point is to discover them!- Galileo

Okay I'm done. For now. I could go on... if you want! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Em

[atomic charvel guy]

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go on em.

william "whammy bar" wallace

"they may take our lives, but they'll never take, our charvels!!!"

[atomic charvel guy]

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the charvstitution-
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"Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have my charvel. It is a charvel deeply rooted in the American dream of rock and roll. I have my charvel that says one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: - 'We hold these charvels to be self-evident, that all charvels are created equal."

[Budman68]

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CSNY:

"If you can't be with the Charvel you love, love the Jackson you're with" </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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quentin "quilt top" tarantino

"i know about my fukkin' coffee jules, what i want to know is do you see a sign on my house that says dead jackson storage"

[atomic charvel guy]

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robert duvall in apocalypse now-

"i love the smell of charvels in the morning"

[atomic charvel guy]

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jack "neckthrough" nicholson-

"the jacksons!! you can't handle the jacksons!!!"

[Budman68]

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<font color="aqua">Tia "tonewood" Carrera

"Give me all of your Charvel" </font>