shiller

[Tekky]

Re: shiller

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<font color="yellow">you truly are the missing link dude [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

Please don't reproduce [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] </font>

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Can we take up a collection to have him neutered?

[Drsracing]

Re: shiller

I suck

[toejam]

Re: shiller

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I bought a box of powdered milk once... I didn't know what to mix it with.

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Toe - I'm ranking your joke telling skills on the same level as your photo skills.

"I bought a box of powdered water... I don't know what to add to it." - Stephen Wright

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LOL Glad someone caught the Stephen Wright reference. But I swear he said powdered milk. Why would he say powdered water?? There's no such thing as powdered water. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] Too much Jim Beam in your brain cells maybe? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: shiller

Do NOT buy the "Holiday Spice" Pepsi this season..

It tastes just like a regular Pepsi but splashed with a mild hint of poop.

[horns666]

Re: shiller

Wow ...Tygertailz looks just like Chris Poland...but with down syndrome..

just bustin' the ol' eggs there man.. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[442w30]

Re: shiller

This thread is two words :
non sequitur

Tigertailz is from England. I have a neighbor/coworker from there. I swear I can't understand a f-n thing he says. I like 'em, but when we drink together we just smile a lot and have conversations that I'm sure neither one of us understands. The worst is his wife's mexican and can't speak English either. I go over there and smile alot.

I even have to ask the dudes from India at work WTF the English guy is talking about!!!

One thing's for sure, I'm stayin away from the "Holiday Spice Pepsi", blue kool-aid, and poop people

[horns666]

Re: shiller

"One thing's for sure, I'm stayin away from the "Holiday Spice Pepsi", blue kool-aid, and poop people"

Dude , you follow that simple rule and you WILL succeed in life..

[442w30]

Re: shiller

One other rule...
never post a pic of yourself on the internet....

[Tekky]

Re: shiller

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Toe - I'm ranking your joke telling skills on the same level as your photo skills.

"I bought a box of powdered water... I don't know what to add to it." - Stephen Wright

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LOL Glad someone caught the Stephen Wright reference. But I swear he said powdered milk. Why would he say powdered water?? There's no such thing as powdered water. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] Too much Jim Beam in your brain cells maybe? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Me?? No, I quit that stuff before I hurt someone. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Stephen's humor walks a fine line between absolutely bizarre and absolutely stupid. Part of the joke is everyone's ability to pick out which is which. You're right, there isn't such a thing as powdered water, but you add water to powdered milk to re-hydrate it. So when he says that he bought powdered water, the joke lies in the fact that he's stupid and bought a box of air.

(Sorry guys, I know the joke loses its humor when it's explained)

[surfdork]

Re: shiller

I like eggs.

[wulfe13]

Re: shiller

I like to beat up handicapped people... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

My friends and I used to prank the Police by calling and saying there were kids on the roof of the High School with Gas cans at 3am... They HAD to respond to that...

[mwm70]

Re: shiller

toe,
1/4 sticks were blockbusters
m80's ar

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wouldn't that be an 1/8? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[442w30]

Re: shiller

1/16 [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Tetsuo]

Re: shiller

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I like to beat up handicapped people... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

My friends and I used to prank the Police by calling and saying there were kids on the roof of the High School with Gas cans at 3am... They HAD to respond to that...

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MY friends and I would pretend one of us was handicapped and in a public place we would gang up on the acting handicapped person and all beat him up to get a reaction...

[mwm70]

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1/16 [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! thats what you get for thinking that you are smarter than you are.