Do you park at your neighbor's house?

[Zero Signal]

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Wait I almost forgot to mention a great retailiatory move. If you talk to them and they still refuse, guess what? It's time for BAND PRACTICE at my place! See how they like the noise 3 times a week and all your druggy friends parking in front of their house. [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] You can become an anoying neighbor too! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Donovan]

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Wait I almost forgot to mention a great retailiatory move. If you talk to them and they still refuse, guess what? It's time for BAND PRACTICE at my place! See how they like the noise 3 times a week and all your druggy friends parking in front of their house. [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] You can become an anoying neighbor too! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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HA! Well I've done close to that before. I was especially pissed the other night so I opened the windows on his side and Fing BLASTED some Black Label Society. It made me feel better and I'm sure it pissed them of too [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img]
They also have this little dog that barks ALL night, it's been in my yard a few times but I bring it back. Nect time I think I'll just tell them my Husky ate the little bastard.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Have it stuffed, posed in some disgusting way, and send it back to them...

[Emthrax]

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Next time I think I'll just tell them my Husky ate the little bastard.

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Donovan?
Can I pretty please borrow your Husky?
You see, there is this annoying chihuahua two houses down that barks all night. I can't stand that damned dog- even moreso because it's a chihuahua!
Anyway- I promise your Husky would be treated like royalty if he/she would just please take out the CHIHUAHUA FROM HELL!

Em

[Zero Signal]

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I bet John has a couple dogs that could take care of a problem like that.

[lerxstcat]

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Wait I almost forgot to mention a great retailiatory move. If you talk to them and they still refuse, guess what? It's time for BAND PRACTICE at my place! See how they like the noise 3 times a week and all your druggy friends parking in front of their house. [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img] You can become an anoying neighbor too! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]OR... you tipped off the scumbags that your house is full of valuable musical gear, and they burglarize your house the next time you're not home! Or... they call the cops on you and your druggy friends and the cops come in whileyou're doing lines. These plans can backfire.If it's on the street, it's not on your property; best just get over it, not worth getting shot or going to jail for shooting your neighbor for. If it's actually on your property, have it towed. Your property ends at the curb.

[Donovan]

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[img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]O.. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]...K.. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]... NOW this is pissing me the HELL off!!! Get this.
This morning I hear a car close to my house start and take off. Hmmm I wonder if it's his?I also hear another motor but it's quiet so I don't take to much notice. Well When I get up what do I see? He took the blue car to work and moved his daughter's car into that spot. This tells me that they are doing it 100% purpousfully. They moved the other car into the spot to make sure I dont put something there.I know I'm not paranoid as they always park the black car in front of their house. It was moved this morning at 5:00 AM to make sure I don't put my van back into the spot. You realize.... THIS means war....................

[horns666]

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Go next door ...grab him by the ears and dry hump 'em in the face in front of his whole family ..

that's what I would do ...or something just as ....well dramatic.

or that poop thing under the door handle was amusing..but don't let it be your poop...in case they dust for poop prints.

A person's ass leaves a distinguishable pattern on the poop ...just like a bullistic tested rifled barrel thingy..

I this saw on "forensic files"..

[Donovan]

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A person's ass leaves a distinguishable pattern on the poop ...just like a bullistic tested rifled barrel thingy..

I this saw on "forensic files"..

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Dang I I didn't know my ass had rifleing [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Damn I'll have to use an un registered ass so they can't trace it back to me.

[horns666]

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Yep , they caught a gang banger in east LA when he did a drive by scatting killin' an innocent man smokin' a blunt on his porch.

[Emthrax]

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That sounds like hell, Donovan.

While I can't possibly top the face hump suggestion by dear Bill Z, I would say it's time to break out the sugar.
Seriously, I don't know how you put up with that sh!t. I'm curious to know how this turns out for you. I have chronic bad luck with hideous neighbors so I'm always interested in hearing what people do to deal with them. (I use the word "deal" loosely).

Oh. And their little dogs too.

I hate chihuahas.

[Emthrax]

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I would suddenly find the need to do some extensive yard work right next to this moron's car.
I would drag a big box of tools and lawn equipment out there and place them on the car or lean them against it, while I'm doing my yard work.
And then I'd have to take water breaks, leaning on his car, ya know?
Oh.. and the extensive yard work would involve lots of mud and water that inadvertently gets all over his car.

-Sarge

[atomic charvel guy]

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i could come over and hang out on your lawn.
he'll never bother you again.

[lerxstcat]

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That sounds like hell, Donovan.While I can't possibly top the face hump suggestion by dear Bill Z, I would say it's time to break out the sugar.Seriously, I don't know how you put up with that sh!t. I'm curious to know how this turns out for you. I have chronic bad luck with hideous neighbors so I'm always interested in hearing what people do to deal with them. (I use the word "deal" loosely).Oh. And their little dogs too.I hate chihuahas.

[/ QUOTE ]Funny you'd mention that, Em! Headline in today's local newspaper, the SunHerald: "Man admits shooting dog".In Bay St. Louis, about 20 miles west of here, a guy shot and killed Tinker Bell the Chihuahua (Not Paris Hilton'sTinkerbell though, rest easy! [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] ). Seems the dog was getting into his tomato garden and he warned the owner of the 9-month-old Chihuahua puppy to keep their dog out of his yard and garden. They didn't, so he got his .22 rifle out and dusted the pup, in front of the owner. The shooter said "No matter what kind of dog he is, if he comes at you the way he came at me, then he needs killing, and that's my opinion." Bill, don't read this to Pico! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] I know he's too smart to go into a live-fire zone without you backing him up!

[Emthrax]

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Ahhh... Lerx. That makes me happy!

Don't get me wrong, I love animals. Big Doggies and kitties. Kitties especially.
But chihuahuas... ugh. I just have yet to meet a cool one. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
My brother has two. Mocha and Chino. What stupid stupid names. His wife dresses them up. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

This morning I almost hit one. Stupid thing came flying out from under a parked car, saw me and veered off.
That's when I saw it only had THREE LEGS! HAHAHA!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
What a stupid stupid dog.

Em