Do you park at your neighbor's house?

[txcharvel]

Re: Do you park at your neighbor\'s house?

I can identify with you bro, this sucks. It all comes down to having respect for other people and their space. Yes, it is the street. But it's the street in front of your damn house. Obviously these people have no respect and no f'ing clue about being a neighbor.

This is a tough situation. If you ask them to move and they don't, what can you do? If anything ever happens to their vehicle they'll suspect you did it. I would spread some roofing tacks in the spot where they always park.

[lerxstcat]

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I'm sure Pico, Bill's dog, is cool; he's probably had enough weed by secondhand smoke to counteract that nervous Chihuahua disposition! As for little Tripod that you almost hit, if he hasn't learned his lesson, maybe his owners can strap his ass to a roller skate when he loses another leg the same way!The guy who shot the dog here was saying the county needs a leash law; he's being charged for shooting the dog but its owners weren't taking care of it in that they let it roam next door to get shot, with warning. When someone around here says they're getting their gun you need to seriously address their concerns, either by negotiation or by getting YOUR gun! Thing is, there are leash laws in the local municipalities, but not in the unincorporated county, which Hancock County is10% municipatities and 90% unincorporated area. I tend to agree that if you don't have a dog run or other area where they can run free, but are fenced in, you need to put 'em on a leash. It's not like a Chihuahua can't stay inside! I blame the owners of the pup, they got their dog killed by their negligence.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Ehh, Bill's dog is a spazz... hehehe...

Would you really expect it to be anything else though?

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[atomic charvel guy]

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Ehh, Bill's dog is a spazz... hehehe...

Would you really expect it to be anything else though?

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[YetAnotherOne]

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I would suddenly find the need to do some extensive yard work right next to this moron's car.

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Good suggestion. Scatter a few handfuls of gravel in your hard and mow the lawn every day. Mower blades are cheaper than new paint.

[Donovan]

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I would suddenly find the need to do some extensive yard work right next to this moron's car.

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Good suggestion. Scatter a few handfuls of gravel in your hard and mow the lawn every day. Mower blades are cheaper than new paint.

[/ QUOTE ] Oh yeah that's a good idea. I used to (in the summer) do a lot of mowing in that corner of the yard and the grass would, ooops, always get all over their car and oops I'd spray their car with the hose.The rock Idea is classic but it sure would hur if one of those flew out and hit your shin [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] Man you guys are some evil bastards... Sniff... I love you all.

[Emthrax]

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Just had two squad cars pay a visit to the mooks that live across the street.
Main mook decided it would be cool to invite 5 of his goons over to look at his motorcycle. Some cheap piece of crap.
Six car pile up, a truck and a flat bed trailer on his front lawn and a motorcycle party in the opened garage.

I had enough. These bastards are the type that blast their car speakers and joy ride around the block. They are the only ones that do that. This is a nice neighborhood- mostly military. These guys aren't, of course.
I've bitched them out before- works only temporarily.
No one else in the neighborhood gives a fukk but they all complain how they all can't get any sleep.

So I called in for reinforcements. Second time they've had to come out here.
They got their asses busted.
Cops were AWESOME! They were out here in less than five minutes. I timed 'em.

Course, said rude neighbors probably guess I'm the one that ratted them out. Good thing we actually use our garage for our vehicles or I'd be looking at some flat tires in the morning.

I curse people that are inconsiderate. May they rot in their own vileness.

Goodnight. (er... rather... Goodmorning)

Em

[horns666]

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Em ...Pico is my baby...I love the Pico ..

Look ...look what I do ...I kiss the Pico ...he's right here...my faithful companion....kissy kissy kissy..

He just had a bubbly bath ...he smells like strawberries...hmmmmm....he kinda smells like weed too..

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[Cleveland Metal]

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Till he gets explosive diarhea again in yer bed while you're sleeping in it!

Hehe... Little yapping varmint...

[Newc]

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Get a weed eater and edger, and trim the grass next to the curb RIGHT by their car. First tell them to move the car so you can trim around that spot of the curb, and make sure you're carrying the tools (or at least look like you're really going to do it right then). Give them about 2 minutes, then ask them again, and this time stress that you're going to do it "right now, not 5 minutes from now". If they don't move it, let it catch whatever comes off the whacker or the edger.

You could also invite some large friends over (or a bunch of small ones if that's what ya got [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]) and everyone hang out in your front yard, then kinda mosey and chit-chat over by the car, then rest against it, then sit on the hood. Then get everyone to sit on the hood. Make sure you reposition yourself so the hood buckles loudly and often.
Better yet, have your friends do all the sitting and buckling, then when the neighbor comes out and says "HEY! Get off my car!" they turn to you in surprise and say "OOPS! I thought it was YOUR car, dude, since it's in front of YOUR house!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

And yeah, moving another one into the same place at 5 am is a definite sign they're doing it on purpose. Whether it's the street or not is not the point.
Where's the nearest fire hydrant? Can you ask the city to install one in your yard? That'll get 'em.

Krylon and a screwdriver. Puncture the can in the garage and toss it towards the street like it was an accident and you were afraid it'd explode in your hand.

The one thing to remember about a junker with a flat - they won't be in a hurry to fix it. It'll sit there until they get it fixed.
Of course you can put it up on blocks just so the tires are off the ground [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Lessee, you can also have a domestic dispute with thrown objects that "inadvertantly" hit the car, maybe smashing a window, some guy in a Jason outfit chasing you with a crowbar around the car, or just call a tow truck and have it towed in front of their own house, then park your van in that spot.

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Newc

[Emthrax]

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Install a parking meter [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Newc

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That kills me.

[Emthrax]

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Em ...Pico is my baby...I love the Pico ..

Look ...look what I do ...I kiss the Pico ...he's right here...my faithful companion....kissy kissy kissy..

He just had a bubbly bath ...he smells like strawberries...hmmmmm....he kinda smells like weed too..

Pico's my baby..Ilovum! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Oh Hell. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Well... I may be willing to say Pico is a cool little doggy if he smells like strawberries.
I think I strained something. Ow.

Okay. Here goes.

Pico gets an Honorary Coolness toast from me just because he's YOUR doggy. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
Give him a little pat from me.

But I still hate chihuahuas as a whole. And that's a pretty tiny whole. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[StukaJU87]

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Pico is spiffy doodle!

[SEEGERMANY]

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Let me tell you about The Clampetts that live across the street. For two years, those silly bastards have parked in their
a) yard
b) half in the street, half on the neutral ground
c) in front of the curb side mail box
d) on my neutral ground
e) on the neighbor's grass
f) blocking adjacent driveways

I've seen as many as nine vehicles parked in all configurations at the same time. It is the ONLY house on our street that looks like a car lot/wrecking yard. Our HOA specifically says that vehicles are not to be parked on the street unless it's a visitor or if it's a temporary situation.

I can't begin to count how many times they have rutted up my neutral ground or have parked on the street directly across from my driveway. I drive a Suburban and it makes it damn near impossible to back from my driveway into the street.

These people have been asked nicely and at other times, not so nicely, to get their shite together. Can you tell I'm bent?

[atomic charvel guy]

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look,
i've got some left over quarter sticks from the 4th of july, and some 12 ounce rockets as well. me and my beach retard pals can come over and provide a full assault on these inconsiderate cretins. and if they're still standing after that, we'll party them under the table and it will be over. they'll never mess with you again.