Genius on fire

[tonemonster]

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well, for the record, unless I am specifically trying to offer advice to someone or help someone, alot of my posts are toungue in cheek. I think thats pretty well conveyed using the emoticons (graemlins). Humor is a good thing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I like to poke fun, but sometimes you dont know how its gonna be recieved on the other end. Thats why I said that apology, in case you took offense to it. Im glad you didnt.

Hell, I encourage people to make fun of me, my sense of humor has no boundaries, if you cant laugh at yourself, you got issues.

Its all good. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Man, I really need to stop reading this topic.

[atomic charvel guy]

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i just set myself on fire here in the office and nobody tried to put it out. i wonder what that means [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Check to see if they all have the JCF bookmarked on their browsers.

[atomic charvel guy]

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i guess since i have done all the drugs in southern california, they wanted me to burn so they could smoke my ashes and catch a nasty buzz.

[tonemonster]

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whats the street value of your ashes??

[atomic charvel guy]

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well, let's see. it's gotta be in some kind of ratio system
that entails the totals of money spent on the stuff along with an amounts ingested number, minus all the food that was not eaten during said benders, multiplied by the headaches given to others during said benders, which pretty much must come close to or over $1 million in U.S. dollars
for my potent ashes that could knock out a herd of elephants.

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">Would those be white elephants or the larger Asian elephants [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You crack me up Tommy of Locksley [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] </font>

[AlexL]

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Check to see if they all have the JCF bookmarked on their browsers.

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Now that was funny.

- E.

[atomic charvel guy]

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without a doubt the lasger asian ones, the ashes would kill
two herds of those pansy white ones-lol

[Tetsuo]

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i just set myself on fire here in the office and nobody tried to put it out. i wonder what that means [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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Nothing... TV has desnsitized us enough we can't tell the difference between reality and reality TV. Just like Bongboy on the UCB

[toejam]

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i just set myself on fire here in the office and nobody tried to put it out. i wonder what that means [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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I would have peed on you to try to put it out! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Did anyone see the episode of South Park last week? They flashed back to when the kids were 4 and in preschool... they wanted to play fireman, they got the baddest/toughest kid in class to start a fire, the kids tried to piss it out, it got bigger, the teacher tried to put it out and caught on fire, the kids peed on her to try and put it out! They then ratted out the tough little 4-year old who then went to juvie and came back 5 years later to get revenge!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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A wise man once said ..."do not impose your masochistic needs upon me"..

I LIVE my life by that law!!

If an ass-hole wants to die ...then so be it.

one less ass-hole in the world..in my eyes.

who am I to interfere with his goals.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

That is NOT a "Tongue-in-cheek" comment...that's more like Foot-in-your-ass truth.. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I save many a suicidals in my time...ALOT!!!

I can't think of a single one that I would have missed if they did it..they were all crap anywhoo..

It was my friigin' job , and I guess I did it good because I saved them (all of them)...but I didn't care about them..

another blatant truth..

why do "some" people hate the truth so much when it's a absolute fact of life.

[atomic charvel guy]

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i know bill, kinda like the deal with my ashes-lol