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From the July 23, 2004, Police Reports column of the New London, Wis., Press-Star: "1:15 p.m., a juvenile approached an officer at (Hortonville Police Department) complaining about having a lock stuck around his right testicle for three days and he didn't know how to get it off." (The officer found a master key.) "Having the master key in hand, the juvenile left the room for a moment and returned with the lock. The officer spoke to the juvenile about experimenting with sexuality and how he needs to be more careful in the future." [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure. -
Re: Masturbate, Master Lock, What\'s the difference?
You need to stop hanging around with that Toejam character."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945) -
Re: Masturbate, Master Lock, What\'s the difference?
But he has such Perky Man-Boobs. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Re: Masturbate, Master Lock, What\'s the difference?
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Re: Masturbate, Master Lock, What\'s the difference?
ha i remember that. i live about half-hour from there and one of our radio stations has a bit called "small town crime wave" that was one that was in there....Comment
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