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Re: speaking of masturbators........
I tried that but my hand pressed charges. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure. -
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Now that is some funny shiot. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]"told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc
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Re: speaking of masturbators........
masturbating is a sacred art ...almost spiritual...I conjure the ghost of Vincent Price when I'm pullin' the ol' pud ..."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Re: speaking of masturbators........
Hell, I do that to take advantage of myself all the time! And most of the time I use my right hand, but I like to use the left once in awhile to make it feel like a stranger.I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Masturbating is cool and all, but I usually think of someone other than Vincent Price. To each their own, I guess. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]Comment
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Bah, I don't need rohypnol. I'm just a slut. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Comment
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The best way to practice your shredding....that taste like tart, lemon yogartComment
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