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    One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
    watching my wife mow the lawn.

    The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she
    came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

    I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

  • #2
    Re: Should Be Hung

    I bet thats a true event!

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    • #3
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      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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      • #4
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        Hey Jack with everything thats happened or went on in the last 3 days This made me almost wet myself Thanks [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        According To The Prophecy

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        • #5
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          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          I resemble that joke.
          Tarbaby Fraser.

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          • #6
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            Damn, that happened to you too??

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            • #7
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              My wife mows the lawn on a regular basis..... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                • #9
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                  My wife Mows and I edge.
                  I got her a new wisk broom for her birthday last Sept.
                  hummm.. maybe a new mop for x-mass.
                  Finn

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                  • #10
                    Re: Should Be Hung

                    jeez my wife doesn't even know where the lawnmower is. I guess this finally explains it.
                    "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

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                    • #11
                      Re: Should Be Hung

                      My girl mows the lawn too!....it's a beautiful thing! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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