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  • #1

    The dumbest 'knock-knock'-jokes

    Everybody post their knock-knock jokes. The lamer the better!
    here are some:

    -Knock knock
    -who's there
    -Tom
    -Tom who?
    -Tomatoe

    -knock knock
    -who there ?
    -tom
    -How are you ?

    -knock knock
    -who there ?
    -boo
    -boo who?
    -exactly, Boohoo

    Told the right way (acting like a complete dumbass) these kinda dumb jokes crack me up [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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  • #2
    Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

    -Knock knock
    -who's there
    -Tijuana
    -Tijuana who?
    -Tijuana bring your mother to the gang bang? oh yes you do. It's been a long time since she had a screw. When she was younger, and in her prime, she used to gang bang all the time
    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Bonus Points if you can name the movie that's from [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Newc
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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    • #3
      Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

      Eh, Losin' It?

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      • #4
        Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

        Newc, don't know what movie, but how's this?

        Knock-knock (Gang-bang Song)
        Knock-knock!
        Who's there?
        Lena!
        Lena who?
        Lena up against the wall--we're gonna' have a gang bang!

        (CHORUS)

        Oh yes, we will.
        Because a gang bang gives us such a thrill.
        When I was younger, and in my prime,
        I used to gang bang all the time.
        But now I'm older and turning grey.
        I only gang bang once a day.

        Variations:

        Charlie Pride (her legs apart at the gang bang).

        (CHORUS)

        Butch (your dick in gear and have a gang bang).

        (CHORUS)

        Eisenhower (late for the gang bang).

        (CHORUS)

        Tijuana (bring your mother to the gang bang).

        (CHORUS)

        Gladiator (before he took her to the gang bang).

        (CHORUS)

        Urine (for sloppy seconds at the gang bang).

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        • #5
          Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

          Yep - Losin It
          "Eisenhower" was in there as well [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          Newc
          I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

          The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

          My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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          • #6
            Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

            Oh no. The knock-knock jokes!!!
            Don't get me started, I will never shut up.

            Okay. Here we go.

            Knock-knock
            Who's there?
            Ben
            Ben who?
            Ben Dover

            Knock-knock
            Who's there?
            Oswald
            Oswald who?
            Oswald my gum

            Knock-knock
            Who's there?
            Tom Thumb
            Tom Thumb who?
            It'th tom thumbody opened thith door!

            Knock-knock
            Who's there?
            Major
            Major who?
            Major look!

            One more...

            Knock-knock
            Who's there?
            Timber
            Timber who?
            Timber YOU! (push them over)

            Okay last one I swear.

            Knock-knock
            Who's there?
            Sombrero
            Sombrero who?
            Sombrero-ver the rainbow

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            • #7
              Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

              This thread got me thinking that there aren't even any GOOD knock-knock jokes that I know. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                Knock Knock
                Who's there?
                I got trampled at the....
                I got trampled at The Who?
                [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                Member - National Sarcasm Society

                "Oh, sure. Like we need your support."

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                • #9
                  Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                  One of the dumbest but most memorable knock-knock jokes I can think of was one I heard at a party in college. We had crashed a party at one of the more uptight, bitchy sorority houses & a friend of mine got blind, knee-walkin' drunk. He was face down at the bar, making noises like he might puke. Some of the girls got us & told us we had to help get him out. We're propping him up, dragging him toward the door when he comes to & catches sight of the rather massive rack on one of the girls helping. He's grinning ear to ear & just staring at her chest. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] We get to the door & he says, "Hol' on jush a goddamn minute! I got sumpin' to say!" He looks her straight in the eye & says:

                  "Knock-knock."
                  "Huh?"
                  "I said, 'Knock-knock!'"
                  "Oh...OK. Who's there?"
                  "Emerson!"
                  "Emerson who?"
                  "Emerson mighty big titties you got there!"
                  [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                    - Knock Knock
                    Who's there?
                    - Bob
                    ...
                    - Bob Saget

                    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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                    • #11
                      Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                      -Knock Knock
                      Who's there?
                      bannana

                      -Knock Knock
                      Who's there?
                      bannana

                      -Knock Knock
                      Who's there?
                      bannana

                      -Knock Knock
                      Who's there?
                      -orange
                      orange who?
                      -orange you glad I didn't say bannana!
                      "My G-Major can blow me!" - Bill

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                      • #12
                        Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                        [ QUOTE ]
                        bannana

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        • #13
                          Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                          Knock Knock
                          Who's there?
                          Ahhh Ahhh Otch
                          Ahhh Ahhh Otch Who?
                          God Bless You.

                          Knock Knock
                          Who's there?
                          Ye Old Lady
                          Ye Old Lady Who?
                          I didn't know you could Yodel!!
                          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          • #14
                            Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                            knock knock
                            who's there..
                            **** you in the ass..
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: The dumbest \'knock-knock\'-jokes

                              [ QUOTE ]
                              [ QUOTE ]
                              bannana

                              [/ QUOTE ]



                              [/ QUOTE ]

                              Damn. I can't even blame that one on mis-typing it. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "My G-Major can blow me!" - Bill

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