My ass is broken :( Poop talk and cancer scare.

[Mordor]

Re: My ass is broken Poop talk and cancer scare

Best of luck man,hope it's nothing serious!

[VitaminG]

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sorry to hear about your broken ass.

If it wasn't such a serious issue, I'd say something like "I know - there's a crack in it!" [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

But given the gravity of the situation, I'll just wish you all the best and an "all clear" after your examination. All the best man. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Yeah, you'll definitely be looking like this for an evening: www.tubgirl.com Seriously though bro, I hope it all works out in the end. No pun intended.

[diffrent strings]

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sorry to hear that,my brother has chrons which has the same symptoms as you described.Try avoiding alchol,red meat and all fastfood and junkfood.Smoking dope will help you with the stomach cramps

Chrons and colitis suck but it's better than having cancer I hope everything turns out okay for you

[StukaJU87]

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Kepp your chin up bro. It is always best to get this done early. My mother just had it done and all they found was a pollup.(sp)

I should drink some of that stuff, I'd like to feel 20 pounds lighter. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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Deneb, don't get freaked out over your doctor mentioning the "C" word. As of now it is only a word and he is preparing you for a big sigh of relief when your diagnosis comes back as something different.

I was your age, twenty two, when I was diagnosed with cancer and have been fighting it since. I am now thirty four and have survived six serious bouts with that c0cksucker and will kick its as$(sorry) again. Don't let the unknown eat away at your thoughts or stress you out. Put on a maxi-pad and await the news. Whatever this is you can conquer it.

I hope this turns out positively for you, I really do. I know this sounds sappy but keep your thoughts positive and don't get weighed down emotionally with thoughts of despair. Your butt will thank you.

[shreddermon]

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I've had some similar symptomsm, but they seem more related to diet. My stomach seems sensitive to certain types of foods, particularly spicy stuff. Onions and garlic, especially. (That's hard for a paisano like me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ) Coffee - which I've given up - can do it to me, too.

Keep a good attitude. I'm sure things will be fine, either way. Let us know how it turns out.

Good luck, man. [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img] (Sorry, I couldn't resist. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

[guitarsjb]

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You are in my thoughts. Keep that posotive attitude going...

[pro-fusion]

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Asses are a real pain in the ass, aren't they? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[sfregias]

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Good luck man, I'm with you

[STLKINGV]

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Denab, For what its worth, I'm 37 and I promised my mom that I would get a check up in April for my birthday.... Some present huh?? I think that I will stop by Wallgreens on my way home from work today and snag a six-pack of that stuff. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Maybe do it up this weekend and be able to squeeze back into a pair of 33 waist Levi's. My wife would be impressed for once. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Best wishes, I'll say a prayer.

Adrian

[toejam]

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Yeah, you'll definitely be looking like this for an evening: www.tubgirl.com

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[img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] Talk about getting "sh1tfaced"!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Deneb]

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Dude, this stuff tastes terrible! and all i've done today is crap crap crap!

[Deneb]

Re: My ass is broken Poop talk and cancer scare.

more importantly, again thank you for your kind words everyone.

[Birdzeyeee]

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Hope you get a clean bill of health. Highly recommend getting books by Gary Null (he's got a website also). Tons of enlightening and useful info on taking natural health approaches. There is a lot you can do proactively before conditions require the traditional medicine / surgery stage. Best of luck.