What's next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

[Guest]

So I was reading this fascinating article here because I love this kinda stuff.
Just happily reading along completely involved in this story thinking "Wow... this is some weird sh!t" and I get to the last paragraph.

God!! WHATEVER CNN!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] What a way to ruin a story. And it totally figures that a piece of history like this can't be left alone. I won't spoil the ending, read for yourself.

Mexico Pyramid story

[fuel0707]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

Maybe Apu from "The Simpsons" can open a Kwik-E-Mart next to the Wal-Mart.

[Ace]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

I HATE WAL-MART!! I drive around the country and flip off every thing I see with the Wal-Mart logo on it. However, when I flip off the trucks, I do it where the driver can't see, because I am not mad at the driver, just the chain.

[Drake S.]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

Wally world is always going to try something for big buisness.

[RacerX]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

CNN didn't ruin the story. They only report Em, get mad at WM, like Ace does! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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POO on CNN <font color="orange"> and </font> Fart-Mart. [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

But if CNN didn't report it, that'd be censorship and they'd be "hiding" Wal-Mart's
activities, see how that goes?

Be mad at the Mexican government that agreed to let Wal-Mart build there. That's who was
in charge of saying yea or nay.

Oh, and Everest? Nope, that'll be a Starbuck's!

[Ace]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

As much as I hate Starbucks, if I just climbed Everest, I'd have to say that a hot cup of coffee would sound nice. Imagine having a job up there? Like you had to climb the world's tallest mountain to go to work every day. I thought only my Grandpa had to do that.

[Emthrax]

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Oh yeah. Starbucks. Forgot about them. Haha!!

Okay, so the list now includes:

WallyWorld
CNN
Starbucks
The Mexican Government

and I will just add here:

Chihuahuas!! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

Isn't this a great holiday thread?

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

What is this, the "bash the corporate conglomerates" thread? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Okay! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Weird... I just made this post in the Efraid section in the "Classic Fleabay" thread:

http://www.jcfonline.com/ubbthreads/...fpart=1#339493

[lerxstcat]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

So Em, tonight you'll have a bizarre nightmare wherein you are made a human sacrifice atop the pyramid at Teotihuacan, sacrificed by hyperintelligent Chihuahuas who it turns out were the real builders of the pyramid and city, using advanced technology from the planet Chihuahua which circles the star Sirius. This sacrifice will be televised by CNN, sanctioned by the Mexican government as a legitimate ritual by a Mexican culture,and the decapitition will be performed with a machete purchased at the Wal-Mart down the hill, which now has a Starbucks in the food section. The Starbucks of course catered the sacrifice because it gets cold up top the puramid, and climbing those stairs can tire you out so you need that latte jolt!There, I think I got everything in! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

Oh Hell. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Lerx,
How do you know I have fukked up dreams like THAT!!?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

See, now I went and read Priest's post in E-fraid and the whole scam auction deal.
So somewhere in the dream there has to be a Guitar Center and a Les Paul and $90,000.
And I'm watching Austin Powers right now- so somewhere in there... nevermind. I shut up now.

It's gonna be a weird night.
I'll let ya'll know tomorrow if I make it.

[RacerX]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

Might as well toss this image in your dream, Em!



Dr Newc and his poodle? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: What\'s next? A 7-11 on Mt. Everest??

Ohhhh! So metal!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

The picture is hilarious, as if the dog is the dude's wife or something... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Thanks, Ron. Yeaaaah. That's really great there.



It's the Stargate Geek! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Is that really Newc? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
He looks so milktoasty in this one... awww... nice guy.
That's not Newc. No, you're funnin' with me.
That dog though... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

I think I'm not gonna read this thread anymore tonight.
I can see this is going to go downhill faaaast.
I'm gonna have some psycho Stargate the Movie dream where I turn into a black shaggy dog with no eyes being chased around death pyramids by a militia of chihuahua.