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Johnny Cash - The Christmas Spirit, or something like that, I only listen to it once on Christmas day, then it's gone for another year. I don't really like Christmas songs....
"father christmas, give us some money.
we got no time for your silly toys.
we'll beat you up if you don't hand it over,
so don't make us annoyed,
give all the toys,
to the little rich boys"
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by far the best christmas tune is by the kinks-
"father christmas, give us some money.
we got no time for your silly toys.
we'll beat you up if you don't hand it over,
so don't make us annoyed,
give all the toys,
to the little rich boys"
[/ QUOTE ]I so need to send you a Kick ass present Tommy. What do You Want?? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fukking Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
it's Jesus's Birthday
So get off you heathen Muslim Ass
And **** celebrate.
There is no holiday season in india,
i've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to india and shout..
Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fukking Christmas
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And **** celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why i'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..
Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fukking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fukking Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fukking Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..
That Rules Drip! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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