Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

[RacerX]

NAMM 2003: Ed Roman, got him with a hilarious ambush and a b*tch slap while his smiling wife looked on. (check the highly entertaining thread about this that should still be around). Also tugged on Dan Fastuca's mohawk (!) later that evening.

NAMM 2004: Donnie Wade, he knew it was coming but it was still fun because it was captured on film! (Also a JCF thread that, strangely, wasn't as popular!) [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

NAMM 2005: ?
Your mission: Pick somebody as my new target. Should be somebody in the industry who is hated and/or is seen as a nemesis or adversary to us. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Remember, this is all in fun...it's only a playful swing of the leg and a light swat to the 'ol noggin. I'm not gonna frickin' hurt anybody. It'll be cool to say "That was a message from 4000 guys".

And Vwall, don't say Matt's Music [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[pagemalicious]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Maybe Michael Angelo Batio? or suggest to get rid of the mullet, the 80's are over [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

No way, I like Mike. I talk to him at every NAMM, he's a very cool guy who won't hesitate to make a self-deprecating joke about what is obviously a wig.

[dinkyjacksonman]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Dimebag.
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[Snoogans]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Dave Mustaine!

[Newc]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Hmmm, lotsa possibilities, being that it's Califuckya;

Ed Halen [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Adrian Belew, and say it's from the salesguy at the Cakewalk booth from Summer NAMM [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] Just kidding [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Or kick the salesguy at the Cakewalk booth and say it's from Adrian Belew [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Mustaine, while he's hamfisting his new ESPP [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

The dick that decided to move Summer NAMM from N'assville to Indianassholiss - I can't go cuz it's too close to that sum'bich who ran off with my money [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Whoever it is, make sure it's not STAGED like the DFW one, and make sure it's on film, NOT like the Ed Roman one [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Newc

[Guest]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Yeh, I say Dimebag or Kerry ( King that is, but if John Kerry is there, well, that's a given... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

Let me know, I'll be armed and ready with the video... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Pat

[horns666]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Eddie Van Halen...put him out of his freakin' misery...he won't even feel it...he'll be all numbed up ..all ready for your mercy killing Ron.

Or Just kick Ed Roman again for GP....let it be a JCF tradition ...The kicking of the Roman.

[Guest]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

EVH won't be there, I'd lay big money on it.

Pat

[horns666]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Yeah I think your right Pat ...I don't thing Ed will be ther ever again...

I think we seen the last of poor old Edward..at least in a good way.

RIP Ed [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[hippietim]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Leave Eddie alone - no need to kick a good man while he's down.

My nominee's are:<ul type="square">[*]Mustaine - he's just such a dick these days (was he ever not a dick?) [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img][*]Kerry King - I have nothing against him except for his ASS GUITAR TONE at Ozzfest - it was awful[*]Ed Roman - gotta love the classics - wow, I agree with Bill on something [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [*]Dimebag - better than kicking him would be to make him wear a shirt that said "Douchebag" Darrell[/list]

[Guest]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Kerry and Dime, just to see the end result.. DOH!!!!

Or Zakk Wylde, right after you ask him....

" So Zakk, just how good of friends are you with Mr Piazza?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Pat

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Your own!!

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

I'll second the "leave Eddie alone" comment.

My choices would be:

Dimebag - check your foot afterwards.

Mustaine - kick him square on the as$, so as to get your foot back.

Scott Ian - assuming he's there give him a kick for jumping to Washburn.

[Tetsuo]

Re: Whose ass should I kick at NAMM this time?

Mustaine is in the lead I think with dime a close second but I do like Pat's Zakk suggestion [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]