Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Tommy, can I get the women at factory direct prices? Please send pics.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

How about "Tommy's Love Magma"?

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

For all the hippies you can make them Peace-a Pie.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

not bad jack, but love is a myth. it's a term people made up centuries ago to keep them from jumpin' outta windows. so let's just go with "Jim Shine's HOT MAMA MAGMA" for now.
you're on the right track though.

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

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do you wanna live in heaven on earth?
well that's where you'll be when we're done. and they produce the most beautiful women in the world in a factory less than 2 miles from here, so just imagine.

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Sounds good. They better serve me some fine-ass food everyday for the rest of my life, along with the beautiful and willing women of Salma Hayek quality and up. NO LESS! A lifetime supply of good heavy metal cds better be in the deal to. And them guitars, amps, etc.

Alright, I got my whole crew ready. But we kinda need to know, where the hell is this stuff going?

If you want we can stop at a StarBucks on the way there and pick up some mochas for everyone, just to seal the deal.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

bring the stuff directly to huntington beach, ca.
no starbucks, get the coffee from 7-11, we need all possible funing saved at every corner. plus i have an intreveinous caffiene hookup with thorazine drip for everybody anyway.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Isn't Haldol cheaper than Thorazine?

[xenophobe]

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I'm in for 2 grand. We can put liberal propaganda on the boxes sucker them all to be burned! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[dg]

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Isn't Haldol cheaper than Thorazine?

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That's a dealbreaker for me. 7-11 coffee is one thing, but you can't expect to attract A-list talent with cut-rate anti-psychotics. That dog just won't hunt, imo. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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good, we have communication here, that's why this will work. we are all equals here. intreveinous caffeine hookup with THC groove drip. better?

[dg]

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Sounds good. If some of the donuts are set aside for eating, I'm in for a couple grand.

[Jim Shine]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

I have about 3 pounds of skunky and sticky choice bud I can kick in.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

jim's bumped up to 30% with that statement alone.

[Firebird V]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Okay! Been workin' real hard here. Got a batch of sauce done. How appropriate... I shall name it FIREBIRD.

Going to go round up some.... Pssssst.... (in a real low down low keepin' it on the DL/QT hush voice) "pigeons"....

Be back with the results later.

Thanks for the confidence Tommy. If this batch does not meet the criteria I will work feverishly all day and night to master the secret sauce. The "recipe" has a secret ingredient.... I call it "Atomic Tommy"....

Results shall be posted by this time tomorrow...

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

just add some drano and some kind of sticky solvent.
it'll be fine. just remember the goal here people, to live in heaven. i'm almost there. you can be too.