Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

[Firebird V]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Ok. I have to go run to the plumbing supply store anyway.(I accidently dropped a teaspoonful of the secret ingredient down the drain and it burned through the pipe) I can get the drano there.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

can you hit the pharmacy for me while you're out?

[Firebird V]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

sure. what do you need to keep you going?

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

get a shopping cart, put a gun to the head of the dude behind the counter and just say "fill it now!!!!"

and i'll give you 20% of this show.

[toejam]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

You need some peppercorn like they used in the chili in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh wait, those were teeth. [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

we need pepper spray in case the pizza does not shut their mouths.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

i'll be back tomorrow. stronger, faster, dumber. i promise.

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Alright, everything's set. Break-in will take place tonight at 2:00. Should be fun! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

No one should be around when we break in, but we may still have a police problem. So, along with my crew, I've assembled an army of he-man type Maddox pirates. Here's one of them below:

Their job is our personal security, making sure everything can go as planned, and keeping the plice busy. They're even so cool that they're doing it free of charge, as they get to do what they love best, which is kick ass, be manly, and help out cool guys like me. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

The event will look something like this:

I can't wait.

[Ace]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

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Isn't Ron a Demacrap?

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Ace is!! Way to make this a political thread!! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

ninja,
that is a lucid and fine description of the equipment heist.
don't worry about the police, well, at least where i grew up we didn't have to worry about them. a few dollars changes everything back in 'ol new york.
by the way- if anybody wants a jelly donut with the jelly sucked out of it, they're ready.
firebird- need a sauce update.
jimmy shine-need searing logistics report,
jimmy b- just come in and say hi,
cameltoejam- keep the breast excercises going.
FORWARD MEN!!! FORWARD!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

where's the updates , this is a holy mission.

[Jim Shine]

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Our engineers have come up with the best mix to get the suce hot and not burn. A trip to the local metal shop and I scraped up two kettles for boiling the sauce and am working out a deal for the burners to heat them on. I am hearing that we will need special ladels to dump the sauce as your average chef quality stainless will melt at the temperature we are working with. We are looking at having these milled from iron.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

that's my boy. i need to go look at property to pull this off at.

[dg]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

I'm thinking we either need asbestos pizza boxes or a delivery guy with no feeling in his fingers. Thoughts?

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

he'll get nothing and like it as his moluth will eventually have to be shut to when he asks for his paycheck. i like your humanity in your thinking though dg.
you're in charge of human resources.