Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

You need to get Bill to handle security. I'm thinking we can get the first batch done by giving them Blind Taste tests. That way they won't see the copious amounts of steam rising from the lava that will melt their mouths shut.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Tommy, quick, change the title of this thread before you get sued by Monster cables!!!! A lawsuit could wipe us out.

[Firebird V]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Okay! I am back. Good news. I brought a vial of vile sauce to the drugstore... Lets jsut say I did not need the gun.

The sauce is done! I used

2 16 oz. bottles of Drano
2 32 oz. bottles of Extra Strength Drano
2 48 oz. bottles of Lemon scent Drano
2 48 oz. bottles of Lemon scent Extra Strength Drano
1 used tampon (for red color)
32 6oz. bottles of "Your ASS In A Tub" hotsauce.
1 tomato 2 tomato 3 tomato 4.

And of course.... The secret ingredient now known as "Atomic Tommy".

I need a taste test... Any volunteers or do I try the Ibanez forum???

I shall now prepare to make the sauce in larger batches.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

we will be stronger than monster cables. in court they won't be able to speak. we will. good looking out though.
where's my crackpipe damnit?

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Everything went fairly smooth last night. The cops showed up, like I expected. Only one casualty, and it was just some guy named Carl. He smelled kinda funny, anyway. The super manly Maddox Pirates did their job, and did it well. A couple of them even volunteered to come on the trip and work for the pizza company. I think you'll find them quite kick ass in the security department. Just don't act like a whiny little wimp, or they'll kill you.

The stuff should be there any time now.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

believe me, i'm fukkin' waiting anxiously.

[Ninja Guitar]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

They say they arrived at the destination. Like, just now. There's someone there to meet them, right?

[Chuckracer]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Hey! Can we/you/they wear the green tights??!

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

the people making the pizza are the ones who have to wear those things now chuckles. you're safe.

[RacerX]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

This thread is super-ghey, but if it keeps Tommy off the H, then by all means, knock yourself out, kids! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Firebird V]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Well... Now that you're here it is Ron! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Ok Tommy, I'm back and ready to advance the cause. Let me know where I am needed.

[horns666]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

Let me twirl the dough Tommy ...I have a special secret in tossin' the dough...

you see ...I can cock toss two whole sheets of pizza at once..

Hand tossing is for pussies....look mom .."No hands" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I can also twirl 15 Hula Hoops on my dong...it's in the Guiness book ...look it up.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: Monster Idea, need venture capitalists

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This thread is super-ghey, but if it keeps Tommy off the H, then by all means, knock yourself out, kids! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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i'd rather be on H than gay, where's my spike?