Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

[Shotgun]

I don't why I didn't think of this sooner.

My wife's birthday is Christmas, so I always have bought her jewelry for her birthday.

This year, I got her jewelry for her birthday, and jewelry for Christmas. And some other stuff, but she's getting a lot more jewelry from me this year than ever before. Not as nice as I've done before, but I don't think she'll turn any of it down.

Anyway, so she expects jewelry for her birthday. So I'll give that to her straight up.

But I think I'm going to put the unexpected Christmas jewelry in a guitar case, and wrap it in Christmas paper. Handle sticking out and everything.

Now understand, my wife wants a guitar about like I want a hole in my head. So she'll prolly think that I bought ME a guitar and wrapped it to give her to give me. Whatever she thinks, she WON'T expect Christmas jewelry.

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Man, I crack myself up...

Keith

[pagemalicious]

Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

i'm expecting a post at christmas from you saying that your wife put your head through the guitar case [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Shotgun]

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Nah, she knows me well enough to at least unwrap and open the case before she sticks it up my @ss. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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This is gonna be good.

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[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">Why am I seeing the following headline:

Local man winds up in Emergency Room with what appears to be a guitar case shoved up his rectum requiring immediate surgery to dislodge the offending projectile [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Either that or she's gonna Lorenna Bobbit him with the lid [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Been nice knowing ya Keith [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] </font>

[StukaJU87]

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Just be sure to lube up the case a bit bro. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[GodOfRhythm]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Promises to be a big laugh.

[jacktheshredder]

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Nice scam - hope she waits till xmas to open that puppy up [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] the excitement urr I mean anger might get to her. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

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She'll have a hard time getting the jewelry out of it after she throws in front of a truck passing your house...

Hehehe...

[Shotgun]

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Gonna wrap it tonight, I'll post pics and keep you all posted.

And happy BD JTS!
Keith

[ROCKPRO]

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Sounds like a good plan. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">And thus, we never heard from Keith again [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Ummm, isn't she a lawyer also [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

You know, she has to know a KILLER defense attourney [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[hippietim]

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Hey axtogrind, the best way I've found to deliver Christmas jewelry is to hang it on the tree - pearls don't work so well but everything else does.

Make sure you video tape it whatever you do.

[Shotgun]

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[ QUOTE ]
<font color="yellow">Ummm, isn't she a lawyer also [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
</font>

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Yeah, she's the criminal defense attorney around here. So, for example, if I ever cheated on her, they would never ever find so much as a tooth. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[buddyfuzz]

Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

Genius idea, lol, birthday on christmas...that either means you get double presents... or half presents...depending on what happens and how you look at it..