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  • #16
    Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

    <font color="yellow">Keith, you're OK with that [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

    I bet divorces amongst married lawyers are brutal [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Good luck bro....hopefully you are still intact for 05' [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

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    • #17
      Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

      "but honey, I thought guitars were a girls best friend?"
      Maybe she'll get you a doghouse for your birthday, and put a guitar in it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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      • #18
        Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

        [ QUOTE ]
        "but honey, I thought guitars were a girls best friend?"
        Maybe she'll get you a doghouse for your birthday, and put a guitar in it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

        [/ QUOTE ]

        [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

        Can't wait for the ending !!

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        • #19
          Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

          [ QUOTE ]
          "but honey, I thought guitars were a girls best friend?"
          Maybe she'll get you a doghouse for your birthday, and put a guitar in it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

          [/ QUOTE ]

          I bet there won't be a guitar in it!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          Good luck Keith! Cool idea, this should be fun!
          My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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          • #20
            Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

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            Genius idea, lol, birthday on christmas...that either means you get double presents... or half presents...depending on what happens and how you look at it..

            [/ QUOTE ]

            I met her when she was 23 or 24, and up until then she had been cheated out of birthday presents her whole life. So I get her jewelry, because I can, and to make up for all that. One year was emeralds, one year was rubys, one year was diamonds... then I had to start getting more creative. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

            myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

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            • #21
              Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

              you're a good man, keith. and a Hilarious one to boot!

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              • #22
                Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

                Great idea, bro. I love springin' surprises on my wife.

                Heck, I like springin' lots of stuff on my wife.

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                • #23
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                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  BOOOOIIINNNGGGGG!!!!

                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

                    Or maybe in Tom's case:

                    "twink"

                    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

                    myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

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                    • #25
                      Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Like Lars in Metallicops

                      http://campchaos.com/show.php?iID=230

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #26
                        Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

                        Okay, it is done:




                        She caught me wrapping it, and at first I thought it was going to be ugly. Her good friend was over, so after she thought it through, I heard her tell her friend, "it is probably just something that he put in the case to fool me."
                        The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

                        myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

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                        • #27
                          Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

                          Smart gal!
                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Gonna trick the Mrs. for Christmas

                            Yeah, but dumb enough to marry me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            We travel today, so she opened it last night. A necklace and earrings in the main part of the case, wrapped, which she opened and ooohhhed and aaaahhhhed over, then Ethan (our almost-3 year old) came over and opened the storage compartment: bam, two more wrapped pairs of earrings. She nearly fell out. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                            So, sorry to disappoint any of you, but there won't be any pics of me with a guitar case stuck up my nose. Not yet, anyway: we'll see, after she finds the Shannon...

                            [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img]

                            Happy Holidays, all!
                            Keith
                            The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

                            myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

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                            • #29
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                              Bling Bling keith [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                              Merry christmas [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                              93 USA Soloist EDS
                              USA HT6 Juggernaut
                              Charvel DK24FR

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                              • #30
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                                <font color="yellow"> Alright Keith... [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img]I'm PISSED [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]......you've been here long enough to know that you don't mention a guitar purchase, let alone a SHANNON [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] and not post pics...very, very uncool [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                you got some splainin to do [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                OK, where did you score the Shannon Keith [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                                Details man, details [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]... </font>

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