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  • Ain't this some funny sh1t...

    Ok, I've seen all the evidence to disprove the possibility of "racing around the world in one night"-Santa Claus (nevermind the ancient "real" Santa Claus that the legend is based on), and have not seen any concrete evidence to support the existence of such a being (read: I haven't ridden in the sleigh with him and his flying reindeer), but I just had a legitimate freaky experience:
    My dad has been watching the Santa Radar online thingy, and my Mom and I stepped outside to have a cigarette and enjoy the 10-degree weather and snow/ice. While we're standing there, we see a bright flash from over in town (we live pretty far outside of town), over what would be the Industrial Complex.
    So we're both like "is that lightning? maybe something blew up? no "boom", so maybe it was some poor soul's car going into a ditch"
    So then I said, "Nah, it was probably Santa entering Warp Speed ha ha ha" and came inside.
    JUST as we get in the house, my dad says "Santa just passed through Dyersburg (the town we live outside of) and he's gone" [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
    I busted out laughing, but that's just entirely too freaky of a coincidence [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Damn I wish I'da had the video camera running [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Newc
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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    Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That is a pretty odd coincidence. Maybe Santa is real!?! Well if he is, the old bastard didn't bring me any new Jacksons, so fukk him! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    Doh!!! It's not Christmas yet. I guess I'm screwed now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


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    • #3
      Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

      If the "Santa Radar" picked up shooting stars, that makes perfect sense. I have never heard of the Santa Radar, but if it's really a radar, it should pick stuff like that up. Airplanes and stuff too.

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        Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

        I thought the Space Station was supposed to be crossong from East to west tonight? Or was that last night?

        Funny how sh!t happens tho, [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Merry Christmas All!

        Santa just left from here, and man, he's tired... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

        Pat

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        • #5
          Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

          Hey Newc, maybe that was one o them thar UFOs! I hear tell they only get seed way down yonder in the boonies of tha South! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

            Maybe a hole in the ozone due to all the Krylon used in your area?
            ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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              Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

              [ QUOTE ]
              Maybe a hole in the ozone due to all the Krylon used in your area?

              [/ QUOTE ]

              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] OMG ROFLMFAO!!! Woo....wow, Absolute, that was brilliant!! Wow, that gave me a good laugh for Christmas day!!!! Hilarioius [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/stupid.gif[/img]

              No offense there Newc [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
              "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

                [ QUOTE ]
                Maybe a hole in the ozone due to all the Krylon used in your area?

                [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  Re: Ain\'t this some funny sh1t...

                  [ QUOTE ]
                  Maybe a hole in the ozone due to all the Krylon used in your area?

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
                  *gasp*
                  BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH

                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Newc
                  I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                  The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                  My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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