I don't understand it

[Jack The Riffer]

I walk out of the grocery store today with a case of beer, 3 packs of smokes, 2 rolls of toilet paper and a half gallon of milk. I can't believe the women didn't flock to me with the knowledge that I drink, smoke, shit and have good bones. What more could a woman want???? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[buddyfuzz]

Re: I don\'t understand it

lol, slightly random, but one of the funniest things I've seen all day, lol, nice one.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: I don\'t understand it

Thanks, the funny thing is, I realized what I was carrying and laughed thinking about what people would be thinking of a guy with just these items that I had. I guess it beats buying condoms, vaseline and cucumbers all at the same time though.

[buddyfuzz]

Re: I don\'t understand it

True, I think the reason she didn't flock to you was the lack of a batman suit, go dressed as batman next time, she won't be able to keep her hands off you.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: I don\'t understand it

I wasn't going just for SHE, I want them, they, all the women at the store. They shoulda been all over me. Maybe next time I'll wear a tank top and show them how well I fondle melons.

[Emthrax]

Re: I don\'t understand it

You just keep going with that Jack. You're on to something here I think. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Firebird V]

Re: I don\'t understand it

maybe get some prep h too.

[mhalsey]

Re: I don\'t understand it

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....condoms, vaseline and cucumbers all at the same time though.

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See, that's what makes the JCF great. People helping people. I knew there was something I'd left off the grocery list. Thanx Jack! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[morbid]

Re: I don\'t understand it

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I walk out of the grocery store today with a case of beer, 3 packs of smokes, 2 rolls of toilet paper and a half gallon of milk. I can't believe the women didn't flock to me with the knowledge that I drink, smoke, shit and have good bones. What more could a woman want???? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Maybe some Trojans in your shopping bag, and a few Levitras, Cialis or Viagras in your pocket. She'll go [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Re: I don\'t understand it

If you really want to impress the women, make sure you pick up the extra-extra large rubbers and put them in your shopping cart for all to see.
(don't forget to also buy a box of rubber bands to hold the condom on just in case you ever needed to use it!)

[guitarsjb]

Re: I don\'t understand it

Hey, I would have been there for the beer [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]