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  • #46
    Re: me and my new ex....

    don't sweat the petty sh1t, just pet the sweaty sh1t i say.
    and i'm right.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    • #47
      Re: me and my new ex....

      Hit her in the shitter and then dump her.
      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      • #48
        Re: me and my new ex....

        Bitches, man! Bitches! Can anyone name that movie? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #49
          Re: me and my new ex....

          say anything, john cusack.
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #50
            Re: me and my new ex....

            Dump the broad and tap one of her friends. Nothing says "I'm over you" like giving the ex's best friend a jump.
            Tarbaby Fraser.

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            • #51
              Re: me and my new ex....

              [ QUOTE ]
              Dump the broad and tap one of her friends. Nothing says "I'm over you" like giving the ex's best friend a jump.

              [/ QUOTE ]

              Except that you have it backwards: get on top of one (preferably more) of her friends then dump her. Never forget that getting the next one is always easier while you've got one on the hook.
              Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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