Hanging with the JCF brothers

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow"> I swear, Chuck was a fukkin Penguin in a previous life [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I can see a confrontation between Chuck Splatter and the Atomic Meatball, which would go something like this:

Chuck: Yo, Tommy....what you gonna punk me out for liking the cold bro?? What's up with that??

Tommy: Man, I'm here is sunny California, babes, ocean, Charvel's...I have it made Chuck.

Chuck: Oh really, not if I make you into the Atomic Twig!!

Tommy: You're old!! You can't do anything to me.

(Cut Scene) Tommys rumpled heap on the ground w/a Charvel pointy neck impaling his beachrag to the ground

Chuck: That'll teach him to mess with the Firehydrant</font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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i'm older than you and i wouldn't be in that picture with you cuz the wind would have taken me before the shutter of the camera fell.

[atomic charvel guy]

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<font color="yellow"> I swear, Chuck was a fukkin Penguin in a previous life [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I can see a confrontation between Chuck Splatter and the Atomic Meatball, which would go something like this:

Chuck: Yo, Tommy....what you gonna punk me out for liking the cold bro?? What's up with that??

Tommy: Man, I'm here is sunny California, babes, ocean, Charvel's...I have it made Chuck.

Chuck: Oh really, not if I make you into the Atomic Twig!!

Tommy: You're old!! You can't do anything to me.

(Cut Scene) Tommys rumpled heap on the ground w/a Charvel pointy neck impaling his beachrag to the ground

Chuck: That'll teach him to mess with the Firehydrant</font>

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fukk sam, i'd have the firehydrant in a trance with an army of live FEMBOTS and he wouldn't know what had hit him.

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

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LMFAO.....again!!

[atomic charvel guy]

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here's the scene-
chuck would be in a room full of fembots dancing in his underwear to the divyinils-"i tough myself"
the fembots would be whispering "you can't resist our powers mr. splatter" then he'd be on the floor in the middle of them screaming "ibanez 7 strings on a cold day!!!!!!!! ibanez 7 strings on a cold day!!!!!!!!!!"
then the door would open, mrs. splatter would be there with an angry face, chuck would say "it's not what it seems baby,
and tommy's run off with all our stratheads!!!" and lucy woould say, " i told you we never should of come to california!!!" "now let's go casanova"

i'd have him so hukklefukked in my backyard, i got the advantage. in his yard there is no fight, i'd blow away.

[Hollywood]

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Cool to see pics to put with the names. Must be nice to have your pretty wife hold your body like that, while Chuck's wife caresses your head! Haha. Gotta get me a couple women like that. [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

[Hollywood]

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Well, add 1 more to the "start page 2" collection. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

By the way, nice guitars too!

[atomic charvel guy]

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where are you hollywood?(in hollywood?)
i'm in huntington beach, come on down, they make them by the thousands in a factory down the block.

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow"> Yep...I think this is gonna be another loooooooong night on the phone [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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talkin' about how fukkin' great i am again? don't you two get sick of that sh1t? it's got to get old.

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">Actually.....I seem to recall "knucklehead" and "Atomic Kook" used more than any other bro [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Then theres's the usual Krista/Lucy half hour of gabbing, plotting, scheming, etc.

Then, by that time, in our advanced ages, we're ready for bed [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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what can you possibly talk to chuck about anyway, lucy is always shoveling lbs. of food intoi hismouth or he is in the fukkin' bathtub. and that's at around 10 p.m. chuck likes to get up around 3 a. m., work until 9 p.m., eat until 9:50 p.m. bath until 2 a.m., sleep until 3 a.m.
there's really no time. i never can find any to talk to that charvel scoring fukk!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">It's rumored that he and his faithful Boston Terrier Duffy go out in the woods in their spare time to pull up stumps to locate Stratheads and other assorted Charvel gems.

I don't know what it is, but Chuck has a lawn Gnome shoved up his a$$ for luck or something....

I'm serious....he could walk into a mom/dad music store in freaking Iowa and come out with a Pre-Pro and convince the owners it was a MIJ Import [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Lucky bastage [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] </font>

[Hollywood]

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where are you hollywood?(in hollywood?)
i'm in huntington beach, come on down, they make them by the thousands in a factory down the block.

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been there a few times, and wanting to get back asap, but I'm in India(no-place)napolis for now. I have seen some of the factory made ones, and I'm okay with the aftermarket equipment models. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] You are talking about the women right? HAHA.

[atomic charvel guy]

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oh, and let's not forget "happy hour", when he boxes up guitars or parts for fellow board members that local welders can't open. that's from 4-7 p.m.