One of Bill Z's minions spotted

[horns666]

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Holy friggin' Crap Jimmy you mean to tell me that Paige was being accuasted by a dong...that is so wrong

But I did carry a 18" black rubber dong on my utility belt when I was a cop....because some people just deserve to be slapped with nothing other than a dick...a big black dick!!!

[Top Jimmy B]

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lol. Thankfully, she has no clue what either of those things are for. I told this story at a New Years party later that night...drunk as a loon...and took some major heat from my wife. My weenie only works part time, so what is she supposed to do.

[horns666]

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No Brad ...Satan is proud of him...he just hates the devil worshipping posers who do dumb crap that has nothing to do with Satanism...

contrary to popular belief TRUE Satanist do not sacrifice virgins and babies...we just hate our enemies with a vengeance...that's all ...other than that it's not far removed from Christianity..

I know because I was a Christian before I did the ol' 180 on God.

Most Satanist know more about God than most devout Christians...in biblical theory anyways..this is true..

the more you "know" about him ...the more you don't like him..I read the bible all the time...and it strongly confrms my stance in the whole Christian scheme of things...all those things that you that never "made sense" ...makes perfect sense..

It's weird ...It's like I know the world's biggest secret...and it's hard to keep a big secret like that!

Hey spreading the words of Satan is no different than spreading the words of any God...what's fair game for one religion is fair game for the next..

even that piece of crap , poor excuse for a freakin' God Allah..

[horns666]

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Hey Jimmy my weenie works overtime and my wife still has a vibrator with a lot of miles on it...hey it saves me some work...and that just fine with me.

[atomic charvel guy]

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i have a lousy 6 inch prison issue weenie, but it has seen some great action over the centuries that i have been around here.

[Ace]

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I think Satan and Jesus are both figments of our collective imagination. An imagination greatly enhanced by THC, which I love like a motherfucker!!

[atomic charvel guy]

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sh1t ace, i got stuff that will keep your attention away from your foot being on fire.-lol

[Thor Von Clemson]

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A university professor challenged his students with this question.

"Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, "Yes, He did!"

"God created everything?" the professor asked. "Yes, sir." the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists. And, according to the principal that our works define who we are, then God is evil." The student became quiet before such an answer.

The professor was quite pleased with himself, and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the faith in God is a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course," replied the professor. The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is, in reality, the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued. "Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir. Darkness does not exist either. Darkness is, in reality, the absence of light. We can study light, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wave lengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present." Finally, the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold -- a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love, that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart.

It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down. The young student's name -- Albert Einstein

[Ace]

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That story is total horseshit. It is a parable trying to equate God to science, which is impossible.

1. Any REAL University professor would know the correct awnser to that student's questions.

2. This story makes the jump from quantifiable physical properties such as heat and light(both forms of energy) to abstract philosophical ideas, like "good" and "evil".

[GodOfRhythm]

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I'm an Atheïst, perhaps an Agnostic. So both sides are equally ridiculous to me.

[Brad]

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No Brad ...Satan is proud of him...he just hates the devil worshipping posers who do dumb crap that has nothing to do with Satanism...

contrary to popular belief TRUE Satanist do not sacrifice virgins and babies...we just hate our enemies with a vengeance...that's all ...other than that it's not far removed from Christianity..


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I have no doubt he's a Satanist as I understand only what I have read and researched about the religion. I understand the listed Statements in LaVey's book. He's obviously trying to make some sort of point which I also have no problem with but if he expects anyone to take him seriously, he needs to put the fukkin' twinkie down walking around in public like that. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Thor Von Clemson]

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The purpose of the article (to me anyways) was to point out that it is possible to verify the existence of something in it's absence (sp?) or seemingly in the presence of it's opposite. You just need to have a little FAITH that it is there. Yes Bill, we were all born with the nature of evil. It is no secret to anyone who has read the Bible. We inherited the sin from Adam. There was a man who was perfect... who was not capable of being evil. His name was Jesus. He was perfect, which is something humans are not capable of being. Does being a Christian mean our lives are easy? That we throw rocks at people who do not believe the same things as we do? That we hate all others who do not believe the same things we do? No. I see people who do not know the Lord and it breaks my heart. However I can do nothing more than pray for them. As TRUE Christians, we are not really supposed to do more than that. I would be happy to share my testimony to anyone who would like to hear it. Heck I pray everyday that God will use me in some way to bring others to Him admist the chaos that is everyday life.
I have said this many times, but many "christians" have written their own story in terms of the Bible and what it means. People accuse us of hating our enemies with a vengeance and throwing rocks at non-christians and many other things. The truth is bad things happen to everyone... you can be selfish and ask "why me?" or you can get over it and move on. I have just as many reasons to be pissed off and hate the world/everyone in it as the next person, but any TRUE Christian will tell you that hate and vengence are not something we practice. It does not mean I do not get mad and have negative thoughts/feelings towards people. It happens more than I care to admit. However practicing unconditional forgiveness is indeed divine. Until all are one, Go placidly amongst the noise and the haste.

[horns666]

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Moon I dig what you're saying...I know because I've been there on "your" side..and for a very long time

Until 1992 that it ...That year I reached what I call a epiphany..meaning that treating others like how you want to be treated" to be more "Christ-like" ..yeah yeah I know it looks awesome on paper BUT it doesn't work...because it is "humanly" immposible...and that was Lucifer's gripe with God.

So I came to a conclusion that it's ALL bullcrap...like Ace implied ..."God is the will of millions of one watt humans"..

God or Gods ..many of them ...too much to list really...were manufactures by man's own imagination due to his everlasting fear of death..

and the closer we become to death the closer we become to God..it's a very warming ...very comforting thought..and I have used this very "faith" myself to sooth my own bereavments in my life.

The morals of "God" imposed on man is masochistic...his grace doesn't come without conditions...he also owns your very soul for bad or for worse...

You see..for me to actually believe in a God that is so heartless and brutal would make me insane with so much rage that I would probably act on it..

The morals of Christianity are IMPOSSIBLE to live by ...Everyone sins ..everyday...all day...before AND after Christ died for us...nothing's changed...nothing...he died in vain...he was a mere pawn of God just as Lucifer...except Jesus returned to Heaven..

Jesus was Gods' tool to defeat Lucifer ...his ace in the hole ...and to me ...all for not.

OK let's say God is real ...he made everything...yes good and evil ...well per the book ...that's the first thing it states..

We would have to assume that God and Lucifer co-existed peacefully and loved each other at one time ...yes.

And God made Lucifer Exactly as he was...yes yes.

So far not a problem..until God insisted to give man the choice to choose between good and evil...that was something that Lucifer saw a problem with ..yes.

Not only Lucifer but like 1/3 the angels in Heaven saw it that way too...yes yes..

So Heavenly chaos ensued...yes.

Lucifer wanted to show man right from wrong so that God would not lose a single soul..yes.

God liked the idea ...yes

Lucifer demanded credit and some "power" besides posessing "the light" the very knowledge of God himself..what good is all that knowledge without power..could you imagine..no you can not ....yes.

So God friggin' lost it and tossed Lucifer out on his ass to Earth..with all the angels that agreed with him..

and God got his way of course...man has TOTAL free agency ...and that is highly combustable..it's like giving a loaded gun with a hair trigger to a baby to teeth on..

The first thing Satan does is proove God wrong with Adam and Eve that man is much to weak a creature to handle such responsibility..

Everytime Man fukks up Satan laughs and shakes his finger at god...saying I told ya so...and he does that alot..

man will always have war because of Gods choice to give man that priviledge..

This war will never end ..it's in their blood...it's a holy war ...we are trying to impose democracy and christian values onto a die hard muslim world ...only the ones in power want "democracy"...well it's in their best interest isn't it...yes.

The majority of the people there don't want it...now if that's not obvious ...you're deaf , dumb and blind..

To some God is the answer...the strength to get off drugs , the strength to go on as a soldier in a endless vilolent war , the strenght to get thru a fukkin' normal day as a huamn..God is the be all end all solution to ALL problems...

Satan ...well what he stands for gives me that strength. I had the opputunity to stand in the grace of both gods and I choose Satan..I never felt stronger..or so guilt free.

why...because Satan tells you that you are your own God and you and you alone control your destiny on this Earth...only You , you're on your own..therefore I take resposibilty for all things , I reap what I sow..if your facing a possible tragedy or important problem why waste all that good energy on mere pipe dreams instead of taking action immediately and give ALL efforts in handling matters yourself..!

Man is so weak, we impose all our drama on each other , on God (like that does any good) and instead of facing up to our mistakes we blame the devil...that makes him laugh...and he can't wait to get a hold of your ass....and I'll help him [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You see the way I see is "Treat others how they treat you" (that's mine it's gonna be a bumber sticker or something) ....and that would probably save our county billons of dollars to ungreatful charities to third world countries that could never pay us back..but we are one nation under God if you like it or not....so we throw all our money to the whole world's problems until we don't have anymore..

I don't know about you're town but here in Cleveland we can't handle our own poor/disabled/elderly/homeless...Cleveland ranks numero uno in poverty (there's a lot of Churches in Cleveland)...and I see it all around me ...while I live high on the hog..I reap what I sow..

The USA is the big brother to the world but yet alot of people hate us..if we had a tragedy like that Tsunami...we are on our own ...pretty much.

Half the world would be cheering if we went under a big wave..

and that's how I see it..you can't love thy enemy...if so there would never be war ...just huge gay orgies and what not.

I believe that worshipping and beliveing in God and his laws is very masochistic and goes against all that comes natural as humans....the church knew this and made these human elements "sins"...so no man is exempt .

I'm convinced that man needs punishment...without punishment ...there is no rewards.

God is THAT punishment and is the reward that exists only in our minds.

Stan is the oppsite ...there is nothing wrong in what comes natural ...there is no heaven ...man should indulge in every pleasure possible without causing harm to others or your self..

the only harm we inflict on others are the ones who become a threat...and with my God...that's OK...no guilt involved there...he encourages it....Satanists celebtrate hate (destruction rituals) as well as love...Hate is a very inpsiring emotion that many good things came from...it's a very goal oriented and strongest human emotion that we ave besides love....we wouldn't even have this country if we didn't take it...that was truly Satanic but they gave Christ the credit...WTF???!

If we fought a war under Satanatic law..it would be over quick and withour remorse.

and all would love us ...at least out of fear...then we would win...BIG TIME...possibly for good ...never to war again!

man I'm high...OK time to go

Keep it calm and gentelman like...you can have fun with these topics...I find them very interesting...

Moon ...they say Einstien was a Satanaist ...along with many others..including Mark Twain and Ben Franklin.

all I know is this works for me and my family...they will always be well taken care of with Satan at my side and breathe in my lungs.

He's been there and helped me see things so much clearer than ever before....even if he's symbolic.

He inspires me to be the best human I can be to those that matter and not give a crap to those that don't.....everybody does that BUT they deny it instead of celebrating it.

[RacerX]

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The professor sat down. The young student's name -- Albert Einstein

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URBAN LEGEND ALERT

aLTHOUGH i LIKE THIS STORY THAT'S REFERENCED IN THE ABOVE ARTICLE:

An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.

He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by.

The professor kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine replied, "God was busy, so He sent me."

[horns666]

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Didn't Albert drop out of school at a fairly early age??