It hate to say this, but...

[jacktheshredder]

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I am thinking of selling all my Jacksons and going back to the melody makers .... NOT!

[Ace]

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You can't covet another man's Jackson? What the hell is the Gallery for? To tempt men into sin?

[lerxstcat]

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Better to covet his Jackson than his Johnson! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Tone, Reverends don't hear confessions; priests do. So what are you REALLY doing with the info you're gathering?Are you, like Swaggart with his hookers, trying to make those Jacksons yours? Careful how thou useth the name of the Lord, lest He smite thee with shitty wiring in a club, making thy hair like that of the white guy who plays lead for Lenny Kravitz! [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[tonemonster]

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Lerx, see in this isnt conventional religion. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] In the Church of the ever shredding Jackson/Charvel, Reverends most certainly do hear confessions. This isnt catholic church, its Jackson/Charvel church. Keep in mind to keep them separate, they are not the same! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

Xeno, I need some deacons in my church, in fact with your loyalty I will promote you directly to Reverend. I need good J/C loyalists to preach the J/C gospel. We have souls to save here. Are you with me Rev. Xeno?

Anyone else with me? Who wants to preach the good word of Jackson/Charvel? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] Rev Tone wants to know [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

OK, we need some deacons, a choir, a band, and some of that lime green jello with the little marsh mellows in it to have at our church luncheon... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Newc]

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Heretics. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

My #1 rotates - sometimes it's a USA Jackson, sometimes it's an import Jackson, sometimes it's a mutt, sometimes it's my Les Paul.

But mostly it's a Jackson [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Reverend Timmy]

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I hear confessions all the time.Usually it's me talking to my self............

[Emthrax]

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Oooooooo Ace is in trouuuuuuuuble! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

My Jackson is my main axe, but I also play two Ibanez'!! (as Em runs and hides) [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

No, really, glad you're digging your SG Ace. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Em

[Tetsuo]

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For a fewmonths last year I had not one Jackson but I am all better now with two back in the herd

[tonemonster]

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You know Newc, I was gonna offer you a highly exhalted office in the church, but after the Les Paul comment I am having serious second thoughts. I was going to ask you to be "Keeper of the Krylon" in the Church of the ever shredding Jackson/Charvel. I would put you in charge of all sins of people defacing sacred Jackson/Charvels with bad rattle can paint jobs. You were going to preach the gospel against this. See you have to have sinned yourself before you can teach another. so you were teh perfect candidate for the Keeper of the Krylon. Your first assignment of a soul to save was gonna be EVH and his bad rattle can paint jobs. If you repent now, I can save you Newc, there is still time.... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Em, if that was a confession, you are in serious trouble. [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img] The "I" word is a curse word and a very bad sin in the church of the ever shredding Jackson/Charvel. You need to say three "Hail Grovers" and swear on Randy's prototype vee that you will never play the "I word guitar" again. Otherwise you will be dammed for all eternity your personal hell will be playing ultra cheap Jackson knock offs that never stay in tune and have crappy tone. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Brother Xeno, I need your help things are getting rough here.
Newc, whats your plan? be saved or be slaved? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Em, if that was a confession, you are in serious trouble. [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img] The "I" word is a curse word and a very bad sin in the church of the ever shredding Jackson/Charvel. You need to say three "Hail Grovers" and swear on Randy's prototype vee that you will never play the "I word guitar" again. Otherwise you will be dammed for all eternity your personal hell will be playing ultra cheap Jackson knock offs that never stay in tune and have crappy tone. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


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Oh crap! That sure sounds like hell! Good thing I don't go to church then. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
You're cracking me up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[nor]

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But.. one has to play other axes, as playing non-meeley/meeley music on a Jackson voids the warranty!

[tonemonster]

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BUT, thou shall NOT play any non-meeley/meeley music nor!!!!Shame, shame, shame [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

really, are there any purists left? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] this is starting to get scary [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">So, what you're saying is that Randy Rhoads sucked because he used a Gibson Les Paul Custom on Blizzard of Oz and favored it on tour [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Puhlease [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

Jackson/Charvel makes a great guitar, no arguments, but come on, there are some equally outstanding guitars out here for people to use and enjoy.

Oh, Em....ya got's room wif your church [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

This thread is so sad it's almost funny </font>

[tonemonster]

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Lighten up sam, its supposed to be funny

[atilla]

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Tonemonster, since I don't even own any guitars but Charvels, do I get some sort of certificate for being part of the clergy?