DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office open

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

ASTRO-GLIDE, don't forget bill. the stuff rips!!!!!

[shreddermon]

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Dr Fruitbat-

How can we really know that this supposed "MrsTekky" is an actual Mrs, and Tekky isn't a sicko, cross-dressing, makeup-applying, leg-shaving, internet role-playing freak on a leash? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i've had lobster tails with Mr.Tekky last year at NAMM, and i have confidence that this Mrs. Tekky is real cuz she's asking the right questions, but the proof will be in the pudding. the NAMM pudding that is.
any other problems shred, i'm bored today.

[shreddermon]

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How can I travel faster than the speed of light, to distort the time/space continuem and travel back to 1984 with the dollars I have now to order many custom Charvel stratheads then, which they won't let me do today? [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img] And return in one piece with said booty?

[Tekky]

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OWWWW!! I'm tellin' you guys, she's the real-deal!! You'll see at NAMM for sure.

[atomic charvel guy]

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lucky for me shred, all i have to do is shave and it's 1984 again, luckily all the narcotics pickled me and i still look young. not even dr. atomic can help with the charvy situation.

i know she's real Todd, she'll be on display at the show. so will i , if you can find me, i'm pretty light right now-lol

[Tekky]

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We better see you Atomic Fruitbat!! We're taking you out to dinner! (gotta feed you something so you don't blow away)

[atomic charvel guy]

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i'm back up to 160 already!!! i'll be at 175 in no time. somehow the dr. has remained at the 175 range forever unless i'm on a bender of course.

[shreddermon]

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not even dr. atomic can help with the charvy situation.

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Maybe you can kidnap some FMIC lawyer from NAMM, tie him up in a dark room with a single overhead light, and threaten to put "that shirt" on him unless they allow custom stratheads again. Tekky and I can provide meanacing muscle by standing in the dimly lit background holding pointyhead necks in one hand, while threateningly slapping them into the palms of our other hands. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

(Tekky, this usually works better if you're not wearing a floral pattern sundress at the time.) [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] j/k bro! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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all we have to do is make him look at me in the shirt, that will be plenty. he'll break so fast there will be stratheads everywhere in no time, anyway you want them.

[Top Jimmy B]

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"The Shirt". Is that the green menace I've seen in a few pics? That would inspire custom stratheads.

[atomic charvel guy]

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it is indeed. possibly the finest piece ever created in the history of clothing. don't worry, i'll have it on (what's left of it) at NAMM. for the sole purpose of being an eyesore. it really is funny how much that beach rag bothers people.

[atomic charvel guy]

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no problems today? boy are you people lucky.
i got plenty.

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

Dr. Atommy,

My ball itch. Whatever shall I do?

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

smoke a cigarette and scratch it like there's no tomorrow.