DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office open

[Drsracing]

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Tommy, you gonna be at Namm???

We need to **** hang out, all thesae other people suck

[Mr White]

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The thing with the pierced pothead slut (known hereafter as PPS), and she did fukk me over, is that Im in her circle of friends, and it could kinda get incestuous. The only two of her friends Id band are also mates with me, and mates with my mates. And one's got a boyfriend. The other one seems out of my league but I dunno....
Ill be getting back to my flat this weekend, Ill get a joint as soon as I get in [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Cheers Dr!

James

[horns666]

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Boy is that a pretty house plant..

Thank you Tommy ...I mean Dr. Atomic.

The movie aid sounds like a great idea...even though my wife does not like porn...I repeat she never liked porn...I think she's a robot.

well, anyways ..I told her that "backdoor sluts 9" was NOT a porn but a "how to" visual aid for the anally challenged.

we watched the film in complete awe...but unfortunately it just scared the bejesus outta her...it just made me more jealous and depressed..and desperate!

isn't their a fine woman's bung out ther where I can lay my hat...yes there is but my wife won't let me...she said if I induldged in another's balloon knot that she will take my Uberschall and all my weed..now that's just violent!

Jimmy!!!...maybe Jimmy can come here and help me kill my wife....yeah that's it ...Jimmy do you have a small boat and some old sheets...I'll bring the weed and butt porn.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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No boat Bill, sorry. I could come over and tell her stories about my job and bore her to death. Would that help? You'd be able to collect on her insurance if she died of boredom and use the dough to purchase bong butt sluts.

[atomic charvel guy]

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good lord!!! i better keep longer hours, this place is an absolute mess.
first things first-
DRS-SNOOP-RACING-
spelling problems,IRS problems,being a seahawks fan, a possible hazing at NAMM. you better check yourself in to my new RE-TOX center and i'll keep you nice and numb until it all somehow magically passes. you're listening to the right van halen albums at least and that shows much promise.
die your mohawk in seahawk blue and green. and keep drinking.
next!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

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Mr. White,
then get out to some jumpin' clubs and attack. and i mean attack!! tell 'em you're rich lawyer, doctor, anything.
i have all the faith in the world that there are plenty of willing babes in the U.K> just waitin' for ya.
get a fatty fast.

[atomic charvel guy]

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BILLY,
backdoor sluts #9, or any number for that matter is no way to ease your beloved into the act. those flicks are for gorillas like us. there's got to be plenty of good old fashioned joys of butt sex stuff out there for ya to show her. and what i was stressing the most was that she's got to know that you, the mighty horns would never, never, never, ever turn her on to something that was not absolutely outta sight!!! it's gonna all be in your delivery billy boy, and i know you have the sales skills to close the deal. don't ever forget, you're fukkin' TRI-HORNED TRIPLE POLED BILLY, LORD of All that is PLEASURABLE.
now get back to work on her!!!! right away while it's still fresh in her mind.

[atomic charvel guy]

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Jimmy B cannot help because i am helping him stay a virgin in the butt as it is already. plus i'm gonna smoke about a thousand cigarettes with him at NAMM, so he'll be going nowhere.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shawn Lutz]

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nice bud!

Not interfere with the good doctors advice but I say bang the pot-head, no need for a relationship other than sex [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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that is the alternative my good man shawn, but it is she who is a cause of many a headache it seems. i say new box is great box.

[khabibissell]

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This has to be one of the funniest threads in a while!

I need some help...

The other guitar player in my band has the worst, bee's in a can, solid state guitar tone ever, plus he's a horrible (worse than me) guitar player and insists on playing solos, even though half the time they're not even in the right key. Should I:

A.) Hit him over the head with my modded Rectifier
B.) Wrap my guitar cord around his legs while he's playing and pull him down
C.) Take the offer to audition for another band that has a chick lead singer (she's got a great voice) and plays RHCP/No Doubt style originals

???

[atomic charvel guy]

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none of the above, be more human about it. make him think he's lost his mind. at the next rehearsal when he shows up, have everybody else in the band all say "who the hell are you?" and stuff like- "dude, are you sure you're o.k.? you may need to see a doctor, none of us have ever seen or met you before in any of our lives"
it's much more kind and humane, make him think he's completely lost his mind and gone insane. then get another guitarist.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shawn Lutz]

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Ok Dr Atomic. Since Steveo mentioned the "other" guitar player my question is this;

Why does one need "another" guitar player anyway? I mean does Def Leppard really need Vivian to be second bitch? I have never played in a 2 guitar band before so enlighten me on this - I always though one guitar player was enough [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i'm with you 168% on that shawn, i've never played with another guitar player either, it's way too confining for me,
but i figured since that is how they were already set up then get another guy. but since you've opened the DR.'s eyes, you're right!!
just make the guy think he's lost his mind and kick ass on your own. learn those cool fills in between chords to make up for his much needed absence. thank you shawn. there is office space here if you want to set up shop-lol

[donf]

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Alright, one more, I got 3 gigs at the end of the month and have to cram 6-7 more songs in between now and then.

Problem is I have an active wife. It's a pain in the ass when I'm trying to learn a solo and I get constant reach-arounds. The note I'm hitting at the time automatically goes sharp.

Now don't get me wrong. It's great for my ego to have someone following me around the house all the time wanting to start something, but dammit, I gotta learn these songs and I don't have a lot of time, in between working and sleeping.

You may think I'm lucky, but how would you like someone tugging at your belt buckle non-stop. I need to spend time with my Charvel too. I don't mind 50%/50%, but she wants it 95%/5%. [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]