DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office open

[atomic charvel guy]

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no, you're suffering from M.S.B.(massive sperm buildup)
go spank or get out the louisville slugger.

[Badseed]

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Already ahead of ya coach!I like the msb, doesnt sound fatal like tsb.

[Chuckracer]

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Dear Dr. Atomic: I don't want to play guitar anymore, and frankly I don't even care.
Can you forgive me? Can I still help sack collections? Can I give you the pointies, too?

[atomic charvel guy]

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go spread that bad seed of yours now so i can stay in business with the future loonies you spawn.

next!!!!!!!!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

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chucklesracer,
don't worry, i don't want to either. come over enjoy some legally prescribed drugs and let's munch out while we watch the cartoon network and T.V. Land.

[atomic charvel guy]

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the office is now closed until tomorrow. leave all questions in the drop box, and i will answer them in order. i gotta go home and drown myself. see ya tomorrow.

DR. ATOMIC VD, i mean MD

[Ace]

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[ QUOTE ]
Dear Dr. Atomic,

I'm not really comfortable discussing how it happened, but my face seems to have frozen like this:



My wife doesn't seem to mind, & my golf game has never been better, but I just don't know if I can go on like this. What should I do?

[/ QUOTE ]
SWALLOW the Viagra, NEVER let it disolve in your mouth!!

[RacerX]

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Hey,
When are you gonna drive me up to Hesperia in that SL500 like ya promised? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Dear Tommy,

My wife won't let me near her ass. Ever since I gave her a hemroid back in 1992. It has been a very long time since I had the honor of popping her in the ass.

Now I find myself on the cyber-ass sites constantly...in search for the perfect balloon knot to finish off with in my highly aroused THC stupors..

Is this my future??? Is this all there is ??? To live the rest of my life deprived of my one true fetish ...with all those young and old , willing and stupid ass holes out there..

This IS my punishment ...this is hell on earth!

What am I to do..

signed,

Bill Z Bungless [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Ace]

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Ballon knot!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Hey, if it can't make babies, it ain't cheatin'!! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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the office is now open!!!!

oh billy, billy, billy.
what to do here? what to do? no, this is definitely not the end my good man. together we will conquer and knock down the wall that has kept you from this wonderful experience that you want to carry out with your awesome wife.
tell her the hemmeroid was a "magic" pimple that all women must go through the first time they experience it in the booty. i'd say go out and get some literature and movies that show just how fukkin' awesome the act in itself is. tell her you'll be gentle, and that as her husband with satan as your witness that you will completely reveal to her, your beautiful and kick ass wife, that you will show her with perfection that it is truly one of the great sensations on the planet.
*also- get a bottle of 151 to help aid in the professing of your wants to her as she sips slowly on the fire water while 'ol silver tongue billy closes the deal with "horns" like style. just let her know that you'd never try to turn her on to anything that sucks. she should know that by now anyway. you got it in the bag bill, it will happen in the near future.

*don't forget the 151.

[atomic charvel guy]

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ron,
unfortunately the SL500 i bought for my wife and we are currently in a real tough spot so that one is out for now.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Top Jimmy B]

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Dear Dr. Atomic,

I seem to have developed an unusual attraction to bald satanists, which a part of me finds quite disturbing, yet this is not my biggest issue. The real problem is that bald satanists, particularly those from Cleveland , find me extremely attractive...irresistible almost. I am currently being stalked by a quite husky goomba looking devil worshiper and a small part of me, about the size of a brown quarter - [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - wants to give in to the urge.
Please direct me in the proper course of action so as to make too large a mistake.

[Emthrax]

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Dear Dr. Atommy,

Okay okay... at the risk of being electrocuted off this thread, I'll just ask my little itty bitty question.

I need to reverse a hex someone put upon me about a year ago. I don't know who did it.
I might have done it to myself, actually, but I doubt it. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
And ideas??? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Thanks.
Em

[atomic charvel guy]

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EM,
you PM me the hex for me to work my own magic.

NOW JIMMY!!!!!,
Gadzooks!!!! you better get out here to southern california, and fukkin' quick. this is treatment that i will have to do in person as i stroll you through the greatest place on this planet. Huntington and Newport Beach California. and if my advice to bill does not work, bring him with you and we will excorcise both problems right away.

waiting for you EM.