DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office open

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

Got any tax advice, Dr. Atommy? I seem to pay more than seems fair and still end up owing oodles. I'm in a high bracket, but not by choice - should I dump my wife, marry an indian girl and move to some place full of vowels?

[atomic charvel guy]

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high bracket huh? i have an idea, let's make you a victim of identity theft through me. i will completely drain you of all your funds through a wire fraud or something similar to that, and you can claim that you're broke and then i'll give you your bread back thoroughly washed cleaned and dry, for a nominal fee of course,and they will not be able to tax you for something you don't have.
feel free to add some advice or other theories here. the patient is not the one who is sick here.

[Drsracing]

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What happens if I haven't paid my taxes for 3 years because the Goverment has screwed me??

[Evol]

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Dear Dr.Atomic,

I hope you can help me with this problem....you see late last week I loaded my bong with some fresh stinky buds and then laced it with a bottle of crushed Viagra.My problem is this; I've had an erection for 5 days but I'm too lazy to use it,and I have the munchies something fierce.
Is there anything I can do with a rock hard weiner even though I'm a stoned couch potato???

[Top Jimmy B]

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Anyone who is willing to impersonate me deserves what they get. lol

Let's add up the +'s...short, Canadian, one balled and can only get hard when the moon is full. Still interested?

[atomic charvel guy]

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DRS- run and hide. NOW!!!!

Jimmy, i'm sorry about that moon thing so we may have to lend EVOL to your wife. how long until the next full moon?-lol
EVOL- i love viagra. i think it's a fukkin' riot. the first time i took it though, my friend wolfie did not tell me that you have to cut them in hal;f or even in to three pieces. a whole viagra pill is for a dead p[erson!!!-lol
if you laced the bong with a whole bottles worth, well, maybe i can get you a gig as a flagpole for some new strip mall that seems to go up out here every 4 or 5 days, and as long as you're not hung like a gerbil!!!

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RR05xx]

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OK. Chuck has the Kalher Demo Charvel and I want it. However, word on the street is that Lucy guards it day and night (armed to the teeth).

What do I do?

[atomic charvel guy]

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you got problems (plural )there pal. lucy will kill you with kindness and chuck is built like a firehydrant. chuck could probably hit you so hard that by the time you stop rolling your clothes will be out of style, and lucy would probably stuff you full of food so you couldn't move to run away from chuck when he gets home. you're going to need the aid of president bush as he could maybe assign you some troops and tanks, or what you really have to do is wait for summertime. the heat is like kryptonite to the splatters. they crumble when it arrives. wait till about late july-early august, but still bring the troops.

[RR05xx]

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Thats it, troops and tanks! Thanks! [with eyes narrowing and hands together "Excellent"]

[atomic charvel guy]

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the heat is the key my good man, you're still in for a battle royal, but the heat will be your only chance. it's the only splatter-weakener i know of.

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">Welp.....I gotta go to the aid of the Splatterpuss [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

Chuck....I can bring a Marine fire team, squad, whatever ya' think we'll need bro to Boston.

Just offer the troops cold beer and point them in the direction of some young college girls, they'll die defending the Charvies [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'll bring some ice up for ya [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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it's a fact about the heat. you can read it about it in any dinosaur book. the only dinosaur to survive and actually thrive during the great ice age was the "strat billed splatterpuss". the ice age swept in out of nowhere freezing and killing everything in it's path, but it was actually a perfect climate for the strat billed monster as theyre were two kinds of these animals. the males had a floyd type shell and the females had a kahler type shell for warmth.
my doctoral knowledge knows about everything.

[LesPaulCustom]

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<font color="yellow">Stratbill Splatterpuss [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

LMAO!!!!!

Tommy...keep this up and there's gonna be more monsters that we are responsible for (Chuck and Tommy know what's up, more to come hopefully soon [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]).

I think Chuck's summer job between calls and digging up Stratheads out of mud puddles is he hangs out in the Polar Bear/Penguin areas at the Boston Zoo and feeds the animals (or they feed him [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]).

I can't wait to meet Lucy Splatter....but I think her and Krista together will be a riot of epic proportions. Maybe have Tommy meet us there also, so we can all descend upon Matt's Music and force him into therapy [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

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yeah great, sounds like a blast, you two and your girls and i get the engine block adams apple gorilla. counting the days!!!!

[SEEGERMANY]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

Is it not true that the "small headed" Strat Bills morphed into a "larger headed" species for a short period of time? At what point during the Ice Age did the large head revert back to the small headed species?