DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office open

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

o.k. dude, worry not. when stevie ray vaughn quit the bowie tour in '83, earl slick had to learn like 50 tunes in two or three days and he pulled it off. you can too. just tell your wife that you can't possibly survive on this planet without her or your guitars, and if she wants top end performance out of you in the sack, well that's usually when you're stress free, accompanied by a xanny bar does not hurt either-lol. so ask her for just a little time on the axe and in return you'll give her plenty of time on her ass. good problem to have though, the only reach around i get these days is when i reach back with my other arm so the cops can cuff and haul me away out of the park that i throw breadcrumbs at myself in.

next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tekky]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

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i throw breadcrumbs at myself

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Holy crap!!! The visual that I got from that made me spit my tea on the monitor.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

well, i have grossly overpaid for some fake charvels in the past so i do resemble a pigeon at times when i'm not looking like the handsome rock god that i am under the illusion that i am-lol

[Tekky]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

Now I'm picturing your head on a pigeon's body. Damn! Too bad I don't do drugs. I could really be enjoying this. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

Bill can enjoy it for you, TEKKY.

[Tekky]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

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Bill can enjoy it for you, TEKKY.

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I hope you mean Gates, Clinton, or Paxton...

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] - ok then.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

so can i, now that i am a doctor i have written several prescriptions for myself in the last hour alone after a little internet research on drugs in general. one of the drugs is a new experimental one called "nogasax".
it's supposed to subside all wanting of gear in general.

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

No Tommy, it's a hormone that actually gives you that feeling of gear related hatred and fear. It's called progesterone and when coupled with working ovaries...it is quite effective.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

then it really should be called noprogressterove.

[Mrs Tekky]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

Ovaries do not cause that combined with progesterone! I quite like Tekky's gear and have tried to take some for my own! Of course he doesn't share well.....

As for a question for Dr. Atomic - a certain gear loving man I know is having a b-day soon...Any gift suggestions???

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

I can answer this one - a Ferrari Red, single hum Charvel.

[Tekky]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

Don't forget, Maple fretboard...


(yes boys and girls, that is my beautiful wife-to-be)

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

well this is an honor to meet you Mrs. Tekky.
my gift ideas may not be appropriate for posting , but as far as material gifts go, anything related to charvel/jackson is always a plus. is a $2500.00 gift certificate to the custom shop out of the question?-lol
you tell him he'll get nothing and like it because he is already receiving your love and affection and that is a hell of a gift in itself. oh my god, have i just gone normal there for a second? welcome to the looney bin, i mean the board. by the way , my birthday is the 31st of this month, i am easy to shop for, just send marlboro red soft packs and you're golden.

[Mrs Tekky]

Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

I know the Maple fretboard part. Flame red, that would be my color!