DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office open

[LesPaulCustom]

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[img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] TOEJAMS BREASTFEEDING!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

I wanna watch [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Damn fukkin edits...I gotta sign the damn thing

Mrs LPC

[atomic charvel guy]

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you will go blind if you watch spmething like that. i recommend not to look. oh wait, it's mrs. lpc, girls won't go blind, just guys.

[horns666]

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Tommy, TONIGHT I'm stickin' my finger in there...

I'll waite till she's sleeping ...then I'll rub a little Ambesol on my finger and numb up here balloon knot..

I tried that whole ambesol on my dong...but that was a mistake...you really don't want a numb dong..a nemb dong is NOT cool ...I repeat it is not cool

But it wouild be cool if it stay hard and I was with the Olson sisters....I bet they like it in the ballon knot..that's why they are so popular..and succesful..just like Britney and Christina..oh and Paris Hilton...I bet you can just toss your tool right in there...it goes swish!

if I was a girl I would let Donald Trump park his freakin' Jag in my ass...why not??!!

OK Jimmy ...maybe I won't kill my wife yet...let's see after tonight. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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no billy don't!!!!!!!!!!
anbesol!!! no wonder you haven't brought her around yet.
dude,
hit the store and buy some ASTRO-GLIDE. any condom revolution(sex toy store out here)or place like it will have it and plenty of ammo to throw at your beloved. i'm tellin' ya, it's still all in the coy billy rap that you drop on her. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SEEGERMANY]

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Dear Dr. ACG,

I just saw a news clip on Fox News where a reporter interviewed a young man who actually surfed the tsunami. My question is what type of board would be best for such a wave? Also, do any board makers install drink holders on their boards?

Thanks
Mr G

[atomic charvel guy]

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well, it all depends. long boards are for cruisin' and short boards are for hairy stylin' tricks and cutbacks and stuff like that. i would think a longboard in the tsunami case. good idea with the drink holder but we have to come up with a device that would keep the booze from silling out when you take a spill on the board. i used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my drink. i used to playwater polo too, but the horse drowned.

[SEEGERMANY]

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Oh, I have the container situation under control. I propose a water bottle with surgical tubing that stretches up to the surfers mouth. Spectators won't know if he's surfing or using a Heil Talk Box.

[atomic charvel guy]

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kinda like a peter frampton-joe perry surfboard attachement? not bad mr.g., not bad at all.

[horns666]

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Asrt Glide...OK cool ...I'm gettin' some..

Yeah Ambesol...I figure if it could numb a horrible throbbin' toothache...it could numb your ass from any anal did comfort that may occur during pentration with my medium sized but humble eggplant..

...nO.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I was thinkin' that maybe the ambesol would soften the blow.... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[L]

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first of all MrsTekky is in Normal? Ha! I am from Lincoln.

Dr. Atoooomic - What is the best opening line for an attractive 18 or 19 year old girl in a bowling alley in a suburb of Philly when you yourself are a handsome 25-30 year old male?

[Mrs Tekky]

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Wow another Central Illinoisian!

Another question for the Dr. - What is the best way for me to learn all the guitar terms? My loving fiance talks to me all the time about this stuff, and part of the time I just smile and nod.

[atomic charvel guy]

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lance-"what in god's name is a show pony like you doing in a bowling alley? do you trust me? because i know a much better place we could go and i promise you that you won't be bored, not for one second"

[atomic charvel guy]

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mrs. TEKKY,
you'll either have to hang around here alot or you can PM me for "super duper guitar lingo 101" if you wish.

next!!!!!

[horns666]

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I'll take that Bowling alley nymphette...does she have a balloon knot???!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

if yes...I'll take her! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]