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  • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

    i love the you know who's defense, but we're 0-6 against the steelers. could be a long day. i just hope it is not one of those we're in it until "that" interception or "that" fumble that has been haunting me since i have been a you know who fan. i was 4 years old when they won the superbowl so i was not coherent yet. i'm not coherent now either.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      i have the need for speed as well jimmy. i love going fast in just about anything.

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      Dear Dr. ACG, as you well know, there are times when slow and steady wins the race. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "POOP"

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        i have the need for speed as well jimmy. i love going fast in just about anything.

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        Dear Dr. ACG, as you well know, there are times when slow and steady wins the race. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        unfortunately Mr.G, i don't know that, but you may have just saved my life as i have been chasing my tail for 39 years. what a great doctor's office this is turning out to be. everyone gets help, even the doc himself. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

          NEXT!
          "POOP"

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            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

              DR.G,

              what do i do about the miracle i need to pull off this week. if i can hit a deal with about $20,000.00 profit in it, i can stay open. i used to fall into these deals all the time and made many bosses rich, and myself pretty successful. but that was all up until 2 years ago. what do i do, i have 4 days left to pull off this miracle.

              signed,
              dr. atomic
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                If you can sell a 54 foot Yacht that's minimum commision. 10K-15K for a 49 footer
                I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                  too bad i don't sell yachts. i need an atomic grab the customer by the throat and say just give me the fukkin' deal o.k.!!!!!!!????????? that'll do it.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                    office is closed, leave problems in the night box, or keep thread going with GermanD as the late hours intern.
                    have a wonderful evening, and i mean that in a non eddie haskell kinda way-lol
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                      We can steal a Yacht, I have all the masters.
                      I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                      • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

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                        DR.G,
                        what do i do about the miracle i need to pull off this week. if i can hit a deal with about $20,000.00 profit in it, i can stay open. i used to fall into these deals all the time and made many bosses rich, and myself pretty successful. but that was all up until 2 years ago. what do i do, i have 4 days left to pull off this miracle.

                        signed,
                        dr. atomic

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                        Dearest associate,

                        You could approach this in a logical fashion and determine why you were successful two years ago versus why you seem to resemble a floating turd spiraling down the toilet of life. I may misdiagnose this situation badly, but I'm willing to bet that you can pull this out of your ass if you set your mind to it.

                        Of course, there is always the option of failing miserably, to the point you fail with panache! In other words, if you're going to screw the pooch, make the bitch howl like a poodle being "hit" by a mastiff.

                        Better yet, disregard everything I've said and have a Beam and coke.

                        NEXT!
                        "POOP"

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                        • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                          DRS, why were you holding out on the yacht keys?
                          i'll be right there. where are you again. i'm up for anything.

                          MR. G,
                          my industry is dead and i will just have to go down in flames in style, and completely lit up like a christmas tree.
                          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                          • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                            what is your industry and why is it dead? unless you sell street lantern oil, i can't imagine your industry being completely kaput. lol. move up here and we can manufacture exact duplicates of that shirt you wear and sell them to the locals as "genuine SoCal".
                            Tarbaby Fraser.

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                            • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                              "get ya junkie hoods heeeya!!!"

                              i don't know jimmy, i used to sell computer chips, modules, cpu's, like a frothing madman, but it's come to a halt. no windows of margin, it's tough out there. which reminds me, time for my morning xanny bar-lol
                              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                              • Re: DR. ATOMIC -THC- advice to the loonies,office

                                well we need to parlay your sales experience and *internet* charm(lol) into another winning enterprise. lets brainstorm this.
                                Tarbaby Fraser.

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