Toilet Brush Warning Wins Award

[Guest]

I didn't even know these awards existed. And WHY would anyone confuse a toilet brush like that??!! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Story Here

[Tekky]

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Sadly enough, there's people in this world who really need these warnings.

[sithgt6]

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I had a lighter at home with a sticker that said (get this):

Do not use near open flame. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

D>

[mhalsey]

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Fodder for the Darwin Awards. Where would we get our chuckles from if it weren't for the idiots of the world? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[guitarsjb]

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Yep, if people didn't abuse these items and try to sue the company..the warnings wouldn't exist. Stupid shit, but very real.

[horns666]

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Yeah I saw that...second place was some scooter toy that stated ...this toy rolls when moved...or sumptin'. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Hi Em..I am!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Hi Em..I am!!! that's fun to say ...say it fast..

or jam it with a thrashin' bash beat..

hi em ...i am ...hi em ...i am ...hi em ...i am....bop bop bop! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Sorry.. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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What the HELL are you on BillZ??!! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I been away from the computer for over a week...and now I'm wiggin'..

I'm wiggin' and I'm high...

I'm wiggin' high....wow hold your tongue and say that!!!

Nah ...don't bother...I just tried it...and it sounds like completely nothing.

Bye.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

I have to get up EARLY!!! .. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[mm2002]

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There are actually many good uses for those brushes. Remember, they're not "Toilet" brushes until they've actually been used in a toilet. Just some food for thought. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[nor]

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[ QUOTE ]
There are actually many good uses for those brushes. Remember, they're not "Toilet" brushes until they've actually been used in a toilet. Just some food for thought. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah - like if you have really big teeth.

[RacerX]

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Baba Booey!

[LesPaulCustom]

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[ QUOTE ]
Yeah - like if you have really big teeth.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, in Marks case, tooth [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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So I've been using a toilet brush to get rid of dingleberries; you mean that's wrong? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] I mean Pine-Sol kills all the germs, doesn't it? :scratch[img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]D

[lerxstcat]

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[ QUOTE ]
Sadly enough, there's people in this world who really need these warnings.

[/ QUOTE ]Unfortunately, they can't read them. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Jakedog]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Those are great. Stupid that they are needed, but funny to those of us with a brain.

Do any of you guys remember the warnings on the old boxes that Mackie mixing consoles used to ship in? They were hysterical:

"Do not allow farm animals to play on or near this euipment"

"Do not attempt to launch rockets off of this equipment"

I think my favorites were "Do not allow anyone drunker than your drummer to operate this equipment" and "Make sure mixer is unplugged before using it as a cocktail tray".

Jake