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  • #31
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    Welcome Mrs. T... I’m personally happy that you are here. This forum is in desperate need of a Den Mother type. I have tried to lead by example to create a wholesome atmosphere, but to no avail. Some members here, well quite frankly are disturbed. Don’t let all the guitar chat “smoke screen” fool you as it did me.
    They tend to degrade women with pictures of them in a pornographic manner, and make reference to their breasts as i.e. “Fun bags, dairy pillows, boobies, well-lunged, toe jam, etc…” Also, there is a great deal of sexual overtones here regarding women’s buttocks and what they would like to do with it. I had thought there was hope with one of the last females (Em) that joined here to turn things around, but no. She was weak and turned to the Dark Side here. I was shortly after she was here she divulged her fetish to lube. I’m afraid we lost her to the twisted minds that lurk around here. Watch out for her!!!!
    ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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    • #32
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      eek! bugz! >.<

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      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Thankfully I am not the only one keeping this infamous quote alive lately... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      • #33
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        This place is like a bar in the caribbean where pirates hang out [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Like that one in the movie "Airplane!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        Actually it's more like a place where high school kids and slightly-past-their-prime guitar players who wish they were pirates hanging out at a bar in the Caribbean hang out. But that's not important right now ....

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        YAO - AND STOP CALLING ME "SHIRLEY"!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Mrs. TEkky - SO you like guitars, want to learn to play guitar, and you like strong bad.....Do you have any single sisters???? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]..... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Hold on to her Tekky!!Shes a keeper!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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        • #34
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          Plus, how am I going to get my own guitar if I don't understand them???

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          Oh that's easy. Tekky will buy you as many guitars as you want. I promise.

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          Oh man, this is a fun thread.. I haven't found this much humor in a few days around here.

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          • #35
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            Always fun when a new fiesty female joins the forum, like when Emthrax joined. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] And anyone else remember Rotten Doll? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            • #36
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              I could go for some Luca's Pizza now.

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              • #37
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                yes, I recall the rotten doll shark fest.
                Congrats btw to the Mr & Mrs..or soon to be.

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                • #38
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                  Come on Todd, Mary had a little lamb? You should teach her Lizzy's Bloody Mary or something more Jackson/Charvel related. lol Anyhow welcome aboard MrsTekky, lots of fun to be had here. If my wife posted she'd be to interested in starting crap with all the Yankee fans instead of the guitar related stuff. I finally got her into some of the music I like after going to TSO this Christmas. She still probably won't listen to any Savatage though. lol
                  We must!
                  We must!
                  We must increase the bust!
                  The bigger the better!
                  The tighter the sweater!
                  The boys are counting on us!

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                  • #39
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                    Big congrats Mr. and Mrs. Tekky! I wish you both the best in life!
                    For what it's worth, here's my advice to you both:

                    Mrs.Tekky: Take care of your man, brag on him a lot (yes, lie if you have to, it's ok), make him beautiful babies, buy him beer, feed him well, and never complain when he wants to buy a guitar....he'll never leave your side!

                    Mr. Tekky: Agree with her always, keep your mouth shut when not asked to speak, give her lots of money, and most importantly.......never ever forget how to Fukk her till her eyes pop out!!!!!!!!!
                    [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                    • #40
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                      Congrats Tekky & "Future" Mrs. Tekky!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] Hopefully Mrs. STLKINGV and I can hook up with you kids at Summer NAMM this year for a couple of cold ones. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                      Adrian
                      All hail the 'King'
                      R.I.P~ RLC

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                      • #41
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                        I was still here first!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                        Mrs LPC

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                        • #42
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                          I could go for some Luca's Pizza now.

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                          We had Papa Murphy's last night. MMMMMMM
                          Occupy JCF

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                          • #43
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                            Come on Todd, Mary had a little lamb? You should teach her Lizzy's Bloody Mary or something more Jackson/Charvel related. lol Anyhow welcome aboard MrsTekky, lots of fun to be had here. If my wife posted she'd be to interested in starting crap with all the Yankee fans instead of the guitar related stuff. I finally got her into some of the music I like after going to TSO this Christmas. She still probably won't listen to any Savatage though. lol

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                            Kristi loves TSO and Savatage!! She listens to Streets quite a bit in her car. This year for Christmas, I gave her the TSO box set and I pulled some strings and got her a 2004 Tour Program signed by the West cast. (Thanks eternally to Angus) I'm thinking I'll teach her some Savatage but when she gets a guitar she'll have to tune it all the time to incorporate Criss' tunings.
                            Occupy JCF

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                            • #44
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                              Todd, Will the Mrs. be singing karaoke at Ogre's when I'm up there in August???? I've been thinking about maybe trying to book the band somewhere up by Wrigley on that Saturday night. Nice road trip gig from St. Louis. Guiness for all!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Dave

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                              Absolutely!!! Trader Todd's with Ogre it is!!! Actually Dave, you and Tom met her already. She was at Dream Theater. (she was with her ex-boyfriend at the time) But you'll like her, she's a Cardinals fan and cringes every time we walk past Wrigley. (which is quite often seeing that I live so close to it)
                              Occupy JCF

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                              • #45
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                                Big congrats Mr. and Mrs. Tekky! I wish you both the best in life!
                                For what it's worth, here's my advice to you both:

                                Mrs.Tekky: Take care of your man, brag on him a lot (yes, lie if you have to, it's ok), make him beautiful babies, buy him beer, feed him well, and never complain when he wants to buy a guitar....he'll never leave your side!

                                Mr. Tekky: Agree with her always, keep your mouth shut when not asked to speak, give her lots of money, and most importantly.......never ever forget how to Fukk her till her eyes pop out!!!!!!!!!
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                                Mark,
                                Couldn't have said or expressed it any better bro! Priceless!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

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