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and to all the pedaphiliac contortion mongers...how bout' that chick on that M & Ms commercial..
this sh!t gives me the biggest wood humanly friggin' possible.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
Is that Christine Applegate..??? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
she can lick your beans as you do her....she's a walking threesome...I want to marry her. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Phantom pains in your rump ain't my doing, William. Good luck with that though. [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img] Can you believe the positions these girls can twist themselves in to? Ooh mama... [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
"Can you believe the positions these girls can twist themselves in to? Ooh mama..."
It hurts my feelings knowing that I'll NEVER have that pleasure Jimmy...and that's just sad..
man , if I just had my wife's permission I'd nail those babes right now...maybe one day she'll give me that green light for some strange ...maybe for my Birthday..
I think married dudes who have been faithful should get the OK to indulge in some strange ...at least once a year ...to get it out of our systems....
I'm mean they really should...I mean most guys I know just cheat...but I can't do that...I mean I could and I want to ...but I can't.
I had so many golden opertunities that any lesser man woulda and coulda...but not me...no...I just go home and jerk off...and wonder..what if. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
oh my PP...how it longs for love. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Yeah, I'm the same way Bill. I can't imagine ever stepping out on my wife, it's not in my character. If she gave me the okey dokey I'd be chasing down the youngest, hottest poon I could get...I feel your pain.
I think I'm going to lobby for asylum as my 10th anniversary gift - it's next year - and see what she says. If you don't see me around here much in the future you'll know I wasn't successful. lol
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