How Shallow am I? P#ssy-related

[brett8388]

Alright, so last year, one of the questions I got (often) was how many women did I sleep with. I have no idea. I don't think it's an astronomical number, but it's significant for sure (at least to me it is). So, this year, starting on January 1, I'm keeping tabs. I've developed an "ass" list to log my girls. It has their names, breast size and type, body, performance, and the reason why I didn't go back or continue to see her. I made it in Excel since I need some practice with that program. It's the 12 of January and I'm on entry #7 (excluding return visits).

My question - is this wrong? I mean, it's going to be pretty funny when it's done (as long as no one finds it and kills me), and it will be a good thing to reflect on when I'm 60 and swallowing Viagra to tap a chick in the old folks home.

Brett

[Tetsuo]

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I really don't approve of tabulating things like this but this has me laughing in my office. Entry 7 damn you are an animal

[atomic charvel guy]

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do what makes you happy. some people log charvels , some log box. i think the box is cooler-lol

[Top Jimmy B]

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I like it, Brett. If it's for your own use and not public reading I don't see it as a bad thing. My wife keeps a record of how many times per week I'm a dikhead. She actually puts it on the calender.

[sully]

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i predict a new gilaguitars.com section coming! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Brett,

I don't suppose you want MY opinion. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Em

[Emthrax]

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My wife keeps a record of how many times per week I'm a dikhead. She actually puts it on the calender.

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Sorry, bro, but I found this amusing.

[Mrs Tekky]

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I like it, Brett. If it's for your own use and not public reading I don't see it as a bad thing. My wife keeps a record of how many times per week I'm a dikhead. She actually puts it on the calender.

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I am so going to have to remember this! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

As for the list - whatever does it for you, just never let one you want to stick with see it. She'll probably want to castrate you!

[Tetsuo]

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Actually you would be more shallow say you weren't keeping track [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I never noticed your Gila collection.. Damn impressive do you handle them?

[atomic charvel guy]

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brett,
i had to go to dallas back in '95. i have a big customer there and they gave me a huge order as long as i had the parts in stock and could promise them the shipment would arrive there the next day fed ex. i said yes, no problem, of course i did not have the parts in stock, so i had to have my supplier (MICRON)drop ship the parts to me fed ex overnight in dallas,C.O.D. cashier's check to me and i would pick the parts up myself and deliver them to my customer. i got on a plane carried out the deal, it had some great money in it or i never would have done this deal, picked the parts up, showed up in person at my customer's building with the parts, they were cracking up, we then went to "THE CABARET ROYAL" for lunch. i had a return flight that day at 4p.m., and i got in a huge argument with my boss as there were 6 girls sitting with me and my customer while we had lunch there too, two of them were begging me to stay and that they would show me around dallas,etc. i was holding a rather large check to deposit back in california and i told my boss that i would fed ex. the check to him and that i was staying in dallas. man, the girls in texas are beautiful and awfully friendly, nonethe less i was forced to go back home with the money. i was in texas for 3/4 of a day and met many willing girls in such a short time, so when i hear "box" stories from brett i believe every one of them, texas is loaded with box. loaded.

[shreddermon]

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Dude, that is so shallow that it's sad.

(You are attaching JPGs to each entry, aren't you? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

[fr0sty]

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I would not put their full names in the list.

[Jim Shine]

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On the positive side, when pesky disease rears its ugly head, you will have a nice database to refer to to figure out who it came from and who is potentially infected.

[Twisteramps]

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Sounds interesting, but I do kinda wonder how you're keeping your weasel clean. Sure, you can wrap it, but nothing is 100%. Sabre tooth crotch crickets and a mouthful of yeast infection can ruin one's day.

Pete

[atomic charvel guy]

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that's what i'll do!!!
i can manufacture "ATOMIC RUBBER LOVE WRAPS"
protects against anything. stick it in a volcano and emerge unphased. no plague or disease will stand a chance.