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  • Re: How Shallow am I? P#ssy-related

    hey we're tearing down the office now, i'll see you guys soon i hope. i'll miss you all alot. the feeling of failure is in the air all over the place, hope i make it through tonite without doing something stupid. stay out of harm's way, leave that to me .
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      LOL I guess when eating clit we're also eating underdeveloped dick, too! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      Now kitty will never look the same. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

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        Oh wait... DER. (slapping my forehead)

        The Tekkys are in Ill. I won't be anywhere near there anytime soon that I know of.
        But you never know, I end up in the weirdest places at the most unexpected times. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        For example... Goat country overrun with chihuahuas!! ACK!

        Tommy, take care, bro.

        Em

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          So basically your saying there is a bit of lesbian in you now? I've been trying to get my wife to the point where she admits that. lol Still working on it. She'll cave in soon. I can sense it.

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          Solo, I'm bi.

          And, yes, every woman is at least part lesbian, some women are just in denial. Hey... that'd make a great coffe mug quote! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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          ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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            I have never seen that movie. And Em is right - all women have a secret attraction to other women. Plus women are more open to these same-sex situations than men.

            [/ QUOTE ]Well, it's a little more logical extension for women. For men, who normally are not into being "receivers" if you can relate, male bi-ness is unattractive. Women are used to being receptive, understand their own erogenous zones better in many cases, and can replicate any "gear" they don't biologically have... so why not try it, you might like it? For a guy it's a little different, there are unneeded parts in the way and they're a definite turnoff. I think bi-curiosity is a more normal trait in women then, wheras it's more abnormal in men.Translation: A MFF threesome would be an awesome fantasy for me; an MFM threesome... well depending on who SHE is,maybe, but I'd try not to touch the guy at all!! :=/
            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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              Wow lerx, you've really given this some thought huh? Guys are just gross, plain and simple. We're hairy, smelly, and most of all, we have dicks. I've done the MFM threeway thingee a couple times. We call it "male bonding". It's cool, just gotta keep the letters in that order. As in you stay on opposite sides of the woman. The only male-to-male contact that is acceptable is the occasional high-five.

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                but I'd try not to touch the guy at all!! :=/

                [/ QUOTE ]Key word = try. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  I guess it's hard for some people. hehe I said "hard".

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                    hehe [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      Ace, is this about your King of Scrotum Metal title?
                      Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        [ Translation: A MFF threesome would be an awesome fantasy for me; an MFM threesome...

                        A MFF is that fancy French word that I can't spell (man-na-ga-twat)

                        A MFM is called a Gang Bang. Wheres the romance in that?
                        ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                          Ménage à trois. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] No "twat" spelling in there. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


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                          The only male-to-male contact that is acceptable is the occasional high-five.

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                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Just like a porno movie... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                            [ Translation: A MFF threesome would be an awesome fantasy for me; an MFM threesome...

                            A MFF is that fancy French word that I can't spell (man-na-ga-twat)

                            A MFM is called a Gang Bang. Wheres the romance in that?

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                            Who gives a shit about romance?

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                              [ Translation: A MFF threesome would be an awesome fantasy for me; an MFM threesome...

                              A MFF is that fancy French word that I can't spell (man-na-ga-twat)

                              A MFM is called a Gang Bang. Wheres the romance in that?

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                              Who gives a shit about romance?

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                              You are right.... Hey, anyone for sloppy seconds [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                                Who gives a shit about romance?

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                                All that romance shit is an excuse rigid women use to avoid sex or make the man "earn" it. At least, that is my opinion.
                                Being a gentleman, yes, is very important (open the door for your lady, remember her birthday, hold her hand in public) but when it comes down to getting...um... down... just do it already! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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